Am i gaming this girl, bareing in mind, this is just me around women. not attempt at line or shit, i wanna know if what i'm doing is good.
Me:Bonjour Shortness, How are you?.
Her:Hello there. -.- I am very well thanks, yourself?.
Me:That face is? Good to hear, i'm am very well thankyouu.
Her:annoyed .gooooood.
Me:good day a college? Learn how to "perm" ?? .....
Her:yes thanks ... nope did colouring
have a good day? doing whatever .... ?.Me:aahhh, i need blonde highlights, your able to do that for me right???
Her:yes !!
.Me:cool, i'll be round in 20 minutess.
Her::L okay.
Me:evidentally i am joking as i cannot get there, and i somehow think it would suit me Sorry about the big word :/.
Her:shame. pahaa :/ plz use smaller words. thanks
.Me:you should go all emo on yourself, get black hair (Y) be adventurous
.Her:hmmmm .... no ty, i shall pass.
Me:up too anything tonight Shorty
.Her:grrrrrr. go shrink yourself then i wont be that short to you. + 5ft3 isnt SHORT ill have you know, its NORMAL. ermmm i dont know probs nothing you tallman.
Me::L calm down poppit Short = goodI'm going round a mates to watch football..
Her:Tall = bad.
Me:oo ouch *****, that hurt.
Her:good
.Me::L you've turned evil!.
Her:lolololol. .
Me:do you learn something different everyday at college?Because i thought hairdressing consisted of razor, scissor cut, comb/brush.
Her:not anymore, it was something like each week but cos were at the end were just doing assessments :)why was that bold.
Me:didnt realise if you put a * it makes it boldat the start and the end.
Her: wooooo clever
.:L Her:you are smart.
Me:you are also
.Her:lies.
Me:i think you are.. Honestly
.Her:HA HA yeaaa totally.
Me::L soo negative you are.
Her:i knowww
heheee.Me:Positive **** you passing your assignments then? assessments*.
Her:yes.
Me:(Y) you = clever now?.
Her:yep |:.
Me:Who or what are you practicing on
Her:my friend and my 'dolls head'.
Me:hahha, sounds awesome.
Her:very. do u have a job now ?.
Me:no, not as of yet... 2 1/2 weeks it has been now. Your then one who is going to need to get a well payed job, i'm gonna be sitting at home while you earn the money for me
.Her:pfffttt yeaa right.
Me:your gonna need to be on good money cos the holidays we go on are quite expensive.
Her:PAHA cheeek.
Me:Plus my aspiring golf career(Y)
Her:-.- get of ur ass& worki want to work ina club.
Me:nightclub yeah?.
Her:yes.
Me:A danceer?? :L.
Her:nooo :O :Lcan you own a nightclub &n ill work for you.
Me:yeah, give me 10 mintues and ill sort that out for youu bearing in mind your still underage.
Her:okaay ... but by time u sort things then ill be 18 :)do u go clubbin?.
Me:yes. I'm not a dancer though, i don't like people staring at me like a sex object.... :L.
Her:pahaha ! i dont wana be a nightclub dancer though
.Me:you can be the doorman?with your miserable look
.Her:im not hench enough :|ill be the DJ.
Me:Whats your DJ name then
Her: DJ *****
Me: what abpit DJ Shortness or DJ shorty, has more of a ring to it.