She of course, being so needy for my attention after a few days, starts the text convo.
Her: "Hey"
I2: "Hey, what's up?"
Her: "Nothin much. At island jacks" (Island jacks is a bar/hangout in florida)
I2: "Meet any hot guys there?"
Her: "Not yet"
Her: "Lol"
I2: "Well come on girl, lay down some mad game and go score a hottie already!"
Her: "That's weird cuz a little birdie told me that u really like me" (I have no idea who told her this... but it pissed me off a little)
I2: "What's weird is how you can talk to and understand birds.
"Her: "Lol"
I2: "So what if the birdie was telling the truth?" (Not giving her indication either way)
Her: Idk (REALLY?! She couldn't have made this any more difficult, could she?)
I2: "Well, your lucky that I do know. Come to the beach with me tomorrow."
Her: "Mayle lol" (I'm assuming she meant to say maybe)
I2: "I'll tell you where and when tomorrow. I'm gonna get some sleep. Night."
Her: "Night"
If you think there was any room for improvement,please let me know.