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Author:  Willie [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Shit test that stumped me...
"Do you miss me yet?"

Here's the background with this girl- We've been seeing each other for a while and have recently entered into an exclusive relationship. She's asked me this a few times, usually a little while after we see one another. The cocky-funny stuff really isn't appropriate since we're so far into this relationship so I'm looking for a few witty responses that say "yes, but I'm not DLVing myself by coming right out and saying it". Any suggestions?


Thanks,
W
Author:  The Ultimate [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:19 pm ]
Post subject:  yes
i miss you like a fat kid misses cake at fat camp
Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:48 pm ]
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i miss you like a raging case of herpes
Author:  Keksman [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:24 pm ]
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"I miss you so much, I don't even know who I am anymore. Come back to me baby, pleeeeeease!"

If she asks you, feel free to ridicule her a bit. Afterall, two can play that game, even if you're exclusive.
Author:  Danzella [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:34 pm ]
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You're in an exclusive relationship with her. It's probably not a shit test, she has you, shes agreed to go out with you. Why would she need to shit test you?

Girls only shit test to see whether you will let them walk all over you, whether you'll give in, or whether you can hold your frame and deal with their shit. Shes probably just trying to be cute.
Author:  Snake Doctor [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:42 pm ]
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You are in relantioship with this girl? So its not a shit test you are already banging her. You tell her the truth. She wants reassurance that you like her and you think of her.
Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:16 am ]
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never respond to a blatant request for affirmation like that seriously. at least, that's my opinion.

some girl says "how much did you miss me?"

you say "oh baby, a whole bunch, oh my god" (you are an AFC douche at that point)

i would say something silly "i have lost weight, baby, i'm in bad shape."
Author:  Warped Mindless [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:58 am ]
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First, that may not be some shit test, it may just be a genuine question

Second, even in a relationship, a woman will still shit test you.
Author:  Willie [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:22 am ]
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I like the humorous responses (...fat kid loves cake, etc.). If it's a shit test, I don't fail. If its for affirmation, I'm approaching it in a fun way which doesn't sound wussy'ish. I've always liked the idea of showing them how you feel instead of telling them how you feel anyway...

Damn, as I'm typing this she texted me asking again. I went with the fat kid misses cake suggestion, it went over well, and she read into it as me missing her (without me actually saying it). Mission accomplished... ;-)

Any other funny lines to answer this? I'm sure she'll ask again in a few days... LOL
Author:  ImNaShitFool [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:16 am ]
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She's not shit testing..she's qualifying .. just tell her yes...using game past this point is just being manipulative.
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