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Author:  Anakin_FlyTalKer [ Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Sexercise

So somehow I set this up so PERFECT.

HER:______________!!(stretched my name out)
ME: Heeeeyyy wus up?
HER: Nuthin much :) what u doin?
ME: Bout to lift weights n a hour haha
HER: OMG again? Lol
ME: Everday! I got to so I can look sexy
ME: You need to workout with me.
HER: Im thinkin bout it..coz i wanna get sexier
ME: Hahaha we could sexercise
HER: Sexercise? Lol I wonder how its gonna like
ME: You have never sexercised before? I must show you.

AMMMM she hasn't responded yet, but I'm sure she is gonna wanna know how to do it (She's foreign BTW) when I get this opportunity.....how can I "sexercise"?

Author:  Jits138 [ Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:05 am ]
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That's fucking awesome.
She pretty much told you that you are sexy so that's good.

"Why do you want to look sexy? I mean it's obvious, huh? You want to look sexy to attract a man. Sexercise is by far the best way to attract a man."

Look up some statistics on calories burned in intercourse and spout them of. Then just set a workout date. You fucking crack me up, dude.

Author:  Anakin_FlyTalKer [ Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:36 am ]
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hahahaha glad I could make you laugh.
And thank you I will use that line exactly as you put it!

Author:  mdlam [ Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:44 am ]
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lol thats awesome, you should have just told her to get dressed though.

Author:  2surgical [ Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:54 am ]
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haha too easy.

nicely done

Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:31 am ]
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sexercise: incline pushups into the vajayjay

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