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Author:  biggamecock [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:52 pm ]
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This is not a joke. This afternoon, I went to a strip club and bought a dance. The girl started grinding and I started getting hard. This is a super hot blonde, 8 1/2 or 9. She looks to be just a year or two older than me. I'm only 18. As she's dancing she starts to talk about how big my dick is, which it is... About 9 1/2 inches or so. When the song ends she offers me an extra dance for free because she's so impressed. I agree of course and when the second song ends I give her $25. She then says her birthday is coming up an she wants me to be her present and gives me her number.

Now to be perfectly honest, I am not a PUA nor do I really want to be one. I'm still a virgin and wasn't planning on losing that to a stripper. Do y'all have any advice? Should I just text her and see what happens, see if I actually like her? I'm just a little confused. This seems like too good an opportunity to just ignore.
Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:15 pm ]
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i used to bang this stripper named glitter. an 11 on a scale of 1 to 10. god, those were the days...

i'd hit it, hard and fast!
Author:  EddieFews [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:32 pm ]
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Make up your mind.

If you don't wanna lose it to a stripper then don't. If you do, then like the above guy said hit it hard an fast.

She doesn't wanna get to know you. Bang her an keep it moving.

Text her this " your birthdays gonna have to come early, I'm not busy__( insert the day your free)

It's the red or blue pill.

Remember you only live once.

Enjoy
Author:  bvanevery [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:21 am ]
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Speaking from the wisdom of 41 years of hindsight, and having lost my virginity at 17, I say: bang the stripper. Damn that's hot! What a fucking great story. I think it will probably send you on an enviable trajectory of sexual confidence.

Oh yeah sure you're thinking losing your virginity is all about "someone special" and romance and stuff, but frankly that's crap. I had all of that actually, in my 1st girlfriend, and I only ended up having 3 actual girlfriends in my life. Of those, she was the only good one. The very 1st. I'm glad I did have that 1st positive experience, because otherwise I'd look at the rest of my undersexed life and say shit, what a load of crap. I'd be bitter about it. Instead, because I had a positive experience, I can look back and say well, I did actually bang 20+ women in my life, and that's better than the statistical averages, even if most of 'em didn't last more than 2 weeks. Some of 'em were actually hot, and there were other hot ones that actually liked me, but slipped through my fingers because I didn't know what to do and knew nothing about PUA. So I shouldn't beat myself up too hard about what happened, or how attractive I am. I may not have been a player, but I could have been a player back in the day, if only I had known.

I think you're gonna be glad to look back on your 1st experience and see it as "somethin' that was kinda cool." Screw romance, go for cool. Make your own damn porno with her.
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Text her this " your birthdays gonna have to come early, I'm not busy__( insert the day your free)
No, this is really dumb advice in this case. "Don't get in the way of a girl liking you." SHE ALREADY WANTS TO SIT ON YOUR COCK. Don't try to neg her, control her, or get the upper hand with her. You don't game someone who's ready to suck you dry, you just enjoy the fact that you and her are in the zone. Frankly you should call her, have some hot talk with her, then confess you're a virgin and you want her to teach you EVERYTHING. Let this chick ride you like a damn mule. She's in love with your 9.5" cock, she's gonna do it. And looking back, you're gonna be glad she did. Don't worry about being "in charge" with this gal, she's a pro. This is going to be totally cool.

You can be all PUA "in charge" with the next 100 gals that simply don't live up to that 1st stripper you banged. Let her school you. Hard.
Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:36 am ]
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bvanevery,

that shit brought tears to my eyes.

thanks man.

truly inspirational! :D 8)
Author:  EddieFews [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:36 am ]
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41 years, 3 girlfriends? Cough

I won't discredit everything you said, there was a lot of truth thier .

Dude use the text message if you wanna lay the chick.. How many 9.5 inch cocks does she sit on per day? Plenty. so be different an original

Text messaging jus came after this guys time, around the time he started ejaculating semen dust..he's old yours is still liquid. 8)
Author:  EddieFews [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:46 am ]
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41 years, 3 girlfriends? Cough

I won't discredit everything you said, there was a lot of truth thier .

Dude use the text message if you wanna lay the chick.. How many 9.5 inch cocks does she sit on per day? Plenty. so be different an original

Text messaging jus came after this guys time, around the time he started ejaculating semen dust..he's old your is still liquid.
I say this because the chick probaly doesn't even remember you by this time so what you wanna do is recreate the same feelings she had as she was giving you the lap dance; in order to gain the same desired outcome she promised. You gotta shock her. Let her know your a virgin she'll think it's cute.

No disrespect to the old guy; thanks for the life story. It's just I've already dealt with more women than you an I'm only 20.
Author:  AFCJimmyDoyle [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:52 am ]
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Nice one dude, go for it but how do you know she won't want you to pay for it?

:lol:
Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:56 am ]
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a good stripper lay is worth a few bucks.
Author:  bvanevery [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:05 am ]
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Oh, almost forgot, because it all happened so long ago. Just because you lose your virginity and have a bad experience about it, doesn't mean you can't later get that good experience that everyone romanticizes about. Madonna wrote a song about it back in the day: "Like a Virgin." My 1st girlfriend loved that song and I made her feel that way. Probably helped that I was a clumsy virgin, there was probably a bit of transfer. :lol: Her 1st lay was some piece of trash with too many condoms in his cupboard. Her ex-boyfriend was some horrible obsessive stalker that would come beat her up when no one was around and no one could protect her. Yank her earring out and shit like that. I didn't know what to do about him, and as a young passionate man, I seriously thought about killing him. Never made it to the planning stage though. I think the problem abated before I could try to settle it Montague vs. Capulet style or whatever.

Anyways! The point is, even if the 1st one is bad, the 3rd or 4th one can be real good and make you feel like it's the 1st one all over again. So: bang the stripper. YOU CAN'T LOSE.
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Nice one dude, go for it but how do you know she won't want you to pay for it?
Then you PUA DUMP HER ASSSS!!! :lol: Save your 9.5" crown jewel for that romantic chick who deserves a good stretching. Umm, try not to knock her ovary though? It's really painful. The point is, again, you can't lose.

Fuze, you have a point about making sure she remembers you on the phone. I don't think that's difficult, I'd just play it differently. Call me old fashioned but I'd just call her, talk dirty to her, reminding her of what already happened. It's not rocket science. Oh, as for age differences, you have no idea what an advantage the internet is. We couldn't get information like you guys can. Some day I'm going to write a sci-fi story about how all the world's programmers are 10 years old, except this one really old guy.
Author:  EddieFews [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:15 am ]
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a good stripper lay is worth a few bucks.
You forgot to say "just kidding"

Never pay for what you can get for free
Author:  bvanevery [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:19 am ]
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Never pay for what you can get for free
In this case, only because the OP is a virgin and the FREE stripper fuck story is SOOO much more cool than a paid stripper fuck story. In fact, that's exactly the angle I'd use! "No way. If you take my virginity for free and school me, I'm gonna have stuff to tell the guys for the next 10 years! If I just pay you, everyone's gonna laugh and say that's so lame. I'll never live it down. C'mon, make me a porn star! I know you want to."
Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:34 am ]
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a good stripper lay is worth a few bucks.
You forgot to say "just kidding"

Never pay for what you can get for free
lmao.

in the words of charlie sheen:

"i don't pay them for sex. i pay them to leave afterward."
Author:  bvanevery [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:11 am ]
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in the words of charlie sheen:

"i don't pay them for sex. i pay them to leave afterward."
Those weren't his words, they were Frank Sinatra's.
Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:52 am ]
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in the words of charlie sheen:

"i don't pay them for sex. i pay them to leave afterward."
Those weren't his words, they were Frank Sinatra's.
wow, i learn something new every day. equally as powerful coming from ol' blue eyes, but seemed funnier when charlie said it. :D
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