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| Author: | So Close [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | The shit test practice thread |
Ok, I'll start with a shit test. Next poster replies how they would handle it, and leaves a shit test for the person after them. Let's try to keep this going and give some answers for the more common/possible shit tests out there. Shit test: "Why don't you buy me a drink" |
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| Author: | EvoJ [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The shit test practice thread |
Quote: "Why don't you buy me a drink"
Answer:"Why don't you do my laundry? You shouldn't be so sexist."New Shit Test: "I really love Jewel, Don't you think she sings well?" EvoJ |
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| Author: | The Wild One [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The shit test practice thread |
"I really love Jewel, Don't you think she sings well?" EvoJ[/quote] ans"Do I look like a guy that listens to Jewel?" new shit test "Do I look like a girl that listens to Jewel?" |
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| Author: | i_am_mystery [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:00 am ] |
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Ans: Now that you say it, I could see you as one of those sit by yourself at a coffee shop on a Friday night kinda chicks, You shouldnt be so depressed. Shit Test: Your mean |
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| Author: | Holden [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:34 am ] |
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Quote: Shit Test: Your mean
Answer: *Flip Middle finger and grin*Shit Test:"Why don't you just leave" |
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| Author: | i_am_mystery [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:32 am ] |
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Honestly, I probably wouldnt flip her the bird, it was a harsh comment, now we need to bring her back up instead of telling her to fuck-off and grin ( thats just me) Ans: Leaving would be to easy, tryin to get you to come with me is the hard part, but i have a solution for that Shit Test: Out of all the girls in here why me? And how do you plan on getting me to go with you * These are actuall real life situations that i have encountered! |
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| Author: | Rye Lee [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:06 am ] |
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Quote: Shit Test: Out of all the girls in here why me? And how do you plan on getting me to go with you
Answer:You're gonna have to show ME why and then we'll see whether I still want to try or not.Shit test: Are you coming on to me? BTW EvoJ, very nice answer, I'm totally using that. |
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| Author: | i_am_mystery [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:01 am ] |
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telling her she needs to show you accomplishes nothing, first your telling her your going to but thats the hard part, and now you switched it up to asking her to show you why she should go with you, in my eyes that would be a cocky remark that would lead you to a loss! |
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| Author: | Rye Lee [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:13 am ] |
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You obviously don't know about Cocky&Funny. By telling her that she's gonna have to show you why you would want to take her home, that's going to surprise her, because usually men fight over her, now you're telling her, she has to prove herself to you, so she's going to start DHVing to you. |
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| Author: | Bruce [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:38 am ] |
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Shit tests: I don't like you! Get away from me! You look like you're bored! (putting you down comment, not "you look bored, lets do something") I'm not interested! |
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| Author: | Rye Lee [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:44 am ] |
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Quote: Shit tests:
Those aren't shit tests. You need to read up on the definition.
I don't like you! Get away from me! You look like you're bored! (putting you down comment, not "you look bored, lets do something") I'm not interested! |
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| Author: | skittlepimp [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:02 am ] |
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why dont you buy me a drink? ans...whats in it for me? |
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| Author: | Rye Lee [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:08 am ] |
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Quote: why dont you buy me a drink?
Thats a failing answer. That's how lots of people respond and girls just say "nothing" or "i'll hang around you". Although the second one does allow you to neg her for assuming you want her to hang around you. The best reply to a shit test is a neg.
ans...whats in it for me? |
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| Author: | Bruce [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:15 am ] |
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Quote: Quote: Shit tests:
Those aren't shit tests. You need to read up on the definition.I don't like you! Get away from me! You look like you're bored! (putting you down comment, not "you look bored, lets do something") I'm not interested! |
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| Author: | Hungry Like the Wolf [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:36 pm ] |
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Quote: Shit test: Are you coming on to me?
Answer: I hadn't given it much thought. Why? Would you like me to come on to you?Shit Test: She says shee is going to buy you a beer then hands you 3 dollars. |
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