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| Author: | Chicoman69 [ Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Chlorophyll, cockteases, and mommy tits |
A random quote that I love from the movie "Billy Madison" with Adam Sandler comes from a scene where he is in a high school science class sitting next to a semi-cute girl: "Billy Madison: No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll." Why did I choose this quote? I think it illustrates the fact that girls that pretend they are out of your league are really not quite as "special" as we may think. Sure, first it was Angelina Jolie, then Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and the entire Victoria's Secret lingerie "angel" models. Who is the next hottie with a great body? What's an average guy to do? Have a life outside of women and the women will come. (You said "come" *Beavis and Butthead laugh*) Simple as that. Have something going for yourself. Good education, a cool job, healthy relationship with your family, fitness/sports, music, etc... You should always have something going that demonstrates higher value (DHV). I think it's much more exciting to tell a girl about your exciting adventuresome life instead of trying to be a PUA when your life consists of Frito Lay snacks, watching TV and drinking while scratching yourself Al Bundy style. I see nothing wrong with relaxing on the couch occasionally, but making this a lifelong habit does not really give you much DHV, in my humble opinion. What does this have to do with chlorophyll? The point is to always have interests. My mom always stresses for me to find a girl with "similar interests", which leads me to another one of my favorite topics... mommy tits. Why talk about mommy tits? Because they are magical, of course. I have dated a few MILFs in my time. Girls with kids are proof that mommy likes to fuck. Seriously, most girls with kids like weiner. It's a proven scientific fact. She does not NEED to have kids to be fun in bed though. Sex is about procreation and pleasure. A great rack is a sign of fertility. I'm a tit man myself. The popularity of the push-up bra is part of the reason that us guys have something to live for. Great tits probably fuel the economy somewhat. Why the hell would a girl want to show off her tits though? The answer my friend is probably due to the fact that a healthy body means she can mother a child that will survive to reproduce and replicate itself eventually and make more babies. In my opinion, the penis is designed for a few simple functions, mainly liquid waste removal (peeing) and procreation/pleasure. Many of us only use our penis for peeing though. I like tits of all shapes and sizes. Mainly, if the girl has a nice rack, she probably gets my... um... attention. Some girls are teases that love to show off their assets. A cock teaser can be a cock pleaser though. Girls spend countless hours and $$$ on ways to make themselves more attractive. Makeup, body complimenting clothing, exercise routines/diets, etc... The list is endless. They are totally self-conscious. You think you have it bad as a guy trying to get laid... In my experience, girls have been spoon-fed since they were little to make good mommies. You had action figures and she most likely had a dolly. How does a girl become a mommy though? Lots of sex. It's your job to realize this fact of life. Sex = pleasure and babies. Bottom line. I don't know how else to spell it out simpler than that. That girl with the awesome boobs that gives you a chubby in your pants probably knows that you like her chesticles. I'm not saying this to be demeaning or objectify women. I love women. The fact is sex feels great and is designed to replicate your DNA (aka spread your seed). Why is this concept so hard to accept? For girls, we developed a term called ASD, which is like mother nature's way of helping the girl decide if you are a provider or a lover. Guys are a bit different. We get approach anxiety. Us guys also get "stingy with the dick" as some of my friends point out. This is not an easy battle. Meeting in the middle is always fun though. May all your endeavors be orgasmic. -Chicoman |
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