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| Author: | onato123 [ Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Opener Estate Agent |
I started a new job recently and it's based in the city. I see a bazillion women walk past my estate agencies window everyday but I always feel like there out of reach. I don't really give a f*ck so I don't have approach anxiety anymore. What I'm after is a witty opener which will start a short conversation and hopefully lead onto something else. It can't be to crude and it'll have to be slightly professional because in a way I'm representing my company and I'm new. If it ties in with being an estate agent all the better. For you Americans an estate agent is a Realtor. Any ideas? You guys have never let me down yet! |
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| Author: | zendelo [ Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:21 pm ] |
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Hey I gotta go, but you seem realy nice. Give me you phone number, then we can meet up for bla bla... If you dont have AA, why do you want a canned opener? You can use everything, is she wearing shoes? (she probably will) Hey, I was wondering where you got these shoes, or shoes like those, because my sister/cousin/mother/priest is having her birthday soon and you seem pretty fashionable, so maby you can throw me some advice on buying a gift. bla bla I have to get back to work bla bla Or throw a little neg, Hey, I was wondering where you got these flip flops, not the exact same flip flops, because these diamonds are realy dumb, but similar ones. Because my slave isn't working hard enough, because he claims he can't walk properly cause of all the blisters he got from dragging big bags of stone to build my lighthouse. And it realy annoys me, because this lighthouse has to be finished in 1 month and I can't afford another slave. So maby you can tell me where I can buy such flip flops, it actually doesnt matter if they make him super gay with diamonds and all, I just need to buy some. You know what they say, prevention is better than cure! bla bla I got to go back to work, you can say everything man. Your outside there is not that much guard outside |
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| Author: | the scamp [ Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:07 pm ] |
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How about "Hi, I was wondering if I could interest you in a house? We're doing a two for one offer at the moment, Buy a Georgian Townhouse and we throw in a cheeky Dulwich Maisonette?" Her- Looks blank "Alright a Bayswater Maisonette...but don't tell the boss, you'll get me sacked" Scamps |
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