ok so i know this girl and have been having some flirty text with her today.
she invited me to her party so i decided to banter with her a bit.
me: "im not coming!! only cos u smell though"
Her: "How bloody Rude"
Me: hey dont blame me for u being fat and smelly. if you had a shower once a week people might come within 20ft of you. thought your birthday was in may?" (she is very petite and slim)
Her: oi u im not fat. u cheeky shit. my bday is........."
Me: "its not my fault u ate all the pies. dont get snappy. thought it was may. u gotta shower first though and then i may come.
Her: i was not being snappy and i will have several showers before then"
Me: "sure u were being snappy. if you carry on i wont let you sleep with me! my interview didnt go too well. nvr mind
Her: "Aww no thats not fair. u cant do that
come work at my place wud be funny. especially if i get my job and end up teaching u.Me: "well in that case i will. but only the once. maybe twice. dont think u would like me working with you. i would just get promoted above u and u would be sad.
Her: " haha is that it? what makes u think u would get promoted above me?
Me: "ye always leave em wanting more! same thing that thinks im gonna get u in bed. im just plain good
"Her: haha, u think u will do do u. when u plannin for this to happen?
Me: "no rush whenever your free"
Her: haha 4 u im always free.
Me:well im busy this week and most of next week. so i could possibly squeezr u in next thursday for an hour and a half.
bit of text about the job at her place. no flirting at all.
Her: no jobs going SPAM.
Me: no worries will just have to find another way of playing boss with u."
Her: " Haha! depends on what u have in mind..lol so u honestly think u can get me into bed? i can never tell whether you are being serious or not?"
Me: " its not the getting you into bed its the getting you out that the problem."
Her: That doesnt really answer my question does it"
Me: Question? i thought it was rhetorical! we both know the answer
Her. "Haha i cant tell whether your being serious or not i still need convincing"
then said she was fat and smelly and she should have a shower at least once a week....then i might consider going.
i have left the convo there as myself and a couple of others think she is just trying to get me to say yes.......
feedback would be great.