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| Author: | Ciornia [ Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | the perfect line |
Okay, so I've never gotten laid before, and I have acne scars and no money, plus my self-esteem is really low, my breath reeks, and I haven't showered in, like, two months. Can you guys suggest a good opener that can get me sex with a supermodel five minutes after I meet her? |
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| Author: | kov13 [ Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:38 pm ] |
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does this rag smell like chloroform to you? |
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| Author: | KristallNachte [ Sat May 01, 2010 12:12 am ] |
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this is a joke right? |
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| Author: | adam emre [ Sat May 01, 2010 1:23 am ] |
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i'm guessing its to make people read it and get them to think for themselves "wtf, thats impossible, its not that simple or easy" i hope to god thats the aim of this |
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| Author: | Ciornia [ Sun May 02, 2010 4:26 pm ] |
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Update: no success with the supermodels. They must all be lesbians. |
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| Author: | Little Panda [ Sun May 02, 2010 4:37 pm ] |
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Start off by taking a shower. ... Unless your stench makes girls faint. In that case, you'll get them in bed easily. |
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| Author: | madals [ Sun May 02, 2010 5:10 pm ] |
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Trolling is against the forum rules and your name has been noted - further disregard for the forum rules will result in disciplinary action. If this isn't trolling, please send me a PM. |
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