First of all, we really hope we won’t get banned because of this post
This is our happy pick up family!
If we have missed someone please add your name and we will come back to you as soon as possible…
Dedicated to our loving mates
Jav:
Communal boyfriend, Fin and Jez’s child and pet. The person who’s loved so much
Modesty:
A gentleman with a gun; the local James Bond
MrShade:
Jez’s big bro; travels the world and pleasures exotic/erotic women
10seconds:
The ultimate drinker and playboy; he wears the jean pant in this household; he’s Jez’s twin sister; he would be much prettier if he hadn’t fought so much at school
Chief:
The badass cousin; nobody is certain whose cousin he is but he is a cousin of someone and badass
Bonita:
Chief’s sister and heartbreaker; a lady
Hobbit:
The peace keeper; A gaymogger extraordinaire
SS_Trunks:
Right wing grandpa who’s nevertheless invited to the family gatherings
Kasabi:
He’s seen things you would not believe
Madals:
The ‘pool cleaner’, the absolute sweetie
870:
Gangsta mofo; partner in crime for life
BSB:
‘That Girl’
Meems:
The all American sweetheart
LB:
The guy with multiple personalities
Hank Moody:
Has wild mood swing while handing out (w)handkerchiefs
MrArcher:
The great thinker; proficient in pick up and a dab hand with a longbow
Jaybot:
The Fonz
Pinoywolf:
The grown up child with a wild smile
Rock1990:
The amnesia suffering PUA
‘Quick question; So do you think that my skin color looks tanned or white?’
HB: Pretty normal
‘So do you like this bar?’
HB: Yea
‘Quick question; do you think that my skin color looks tanned or white?’
HB:. ………………………………………………………………………………………………….
JSquared:
It was rumored that he once had a massive penis until an incident involving an angry girlfriend and a salami slicer
Reo:
Is definitely spanish. Has a girlfriend that we are planning to steal ...
Tasty:
community jock; we aren't certain if tasty understood correctly the name of the forums ' Pick up heavy things' or ' Pick up women' ... we'll never know
Johnny B:
The guy who does something right... the perkeleee
Warped Mindless:
We just want him to be on this list ...cos he deserves it =)
TVA_Oslo:
Was once a good man, now has been turned into 'Darth Gaydar'
We count on you knowing we are being completely honest here …
There’s no accurate description for … Fin and Jez, yet
Best wishes
Fin and Jez