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Author:  MySmileIsARifle :-) [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Best pick up ever!
So, I was in McDonald's the other day and this gorgeous girl, maybe 9 or 10, with a nice tight ass wrapped in a thong and shorts was in line in front of me. She got her food and was turning around and a cheeseburger fell off. She was amazingly fast and grabbed the burger midfall, bending over slightly and thrusting her cute little buttocks my direction. It was all I could do to keep from eye fucking her right then and there. She turned and looked at me staring at her ass. I looked up, embarrassed. She just giggled. She asked "Did you like that?" I replied, "Yeah, that was an amazing snatch!" Well, one thing led to another. I'm now writing this from jail. Please send money for bail!

lmao xD
Author:  JSmooth [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best pick up ever!
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So, I was in McDonald's the other day and this gorgeous girl, maybe 9 or 10, with a nice tight ass wrapped in a thong and shorts was in line in front of me. She got her food and was turning around and a cheeseburger fell off. She was amazingly fast and grabbed the burger midfall, bending over slightly and thrusting her cute little buttocks my direction. It was all I could do to keep from eye fucking her right then and there. She turned and looked at me staring at her ass. I looked up, embarrassed. She just giggled. She asked "Did you like that?" I replied, "Yeah, that was an amazing snatch!" Well, one thing led to another. I'm now writing this from jail. Please send money for bail!

lmao xD
That's funny as hell! LMAO :lol:
Author:  Mayhem&Anarchy [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:55 pm ]
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I see what you did there. haha When i saw the 9 or 10 I was thinking that was your rating for her. Statutory is so prohibiting!!! haha
Author:  Johnny B. [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best pick up ever!
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So, I was in McDonald's the other day and this gorgeous girl, maybe 9 or 10, with a nice tight ass wrapped in a thong and shorts was in line in front of me. She got her food and was turning around and a cheeseburger fell off. She was amazingly fast and grabbed the burger midfall, bending over slightly and thrusting her cute little buttocks my direction. It was all I could do to keep from eye fucking her right then and there. She turned and looked at me staring at her ass. I looked up, embarrassed. She just giggled. She asked "Did you like that?" I replied, "Yeah, that was an amazing snatch!" Well, one thing led to another. I'm now writing this from jail. Please send money for bail!

lmao xD
My power shake came through my nose after i red the last line!
Funny guy!

[ Johnny B ]
Author:  [Vegas] [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:44 pm ]
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You know when you said 9 or 10 I was about to make a smartass remark about that being her age not her 'appearance grade'... then I read the rest of the story haha. :lol:
Author:  Monarch [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:55 pm ]
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LOL "Yeah, that was an amazing snatch!" Thats sooo funny.
Author:  PUA Kenny [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:01 pm ]
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Wait,is this supposed to be a true post or humor?

I don't know whether to laugh or empathize.
Author:  Bloodmuffin [ Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:42 am ]
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well we now know who doesnt have a sense of humor on this forum
Author:  Marc [ Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best pick up ever!
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I looked up, embarrassed. She just giggled. She asked "Did you like that?" I replied, "Yeah, that was an amazing snatch!" Well, one thing led to another. I'm now writing this from jail. Please send money for bail!
Helarious !!! I spilled my drink. :D
Author:  prints [ Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:06 am ]
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WOW! Who lets their 10 yr old wear thongs?! lol...
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