So did you have *nal sex with her afterwards ?
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| Author: | Good Life [ Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:48 pm ] |
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Where to even start... I've known this girl since high school who is an HB6, we'll call her Some Gross Bitch (SGB). After a while of not seeing this girl, I invited her up to my campus to do some partying with my buddies and what not. Back in high school, her and I were very good friends, but sort of grew apart over the years. Anyhow, since I'm in the friend zone with SGB, I didn't bother trying to game her. Nonetheless, as the night went on, she was obviously getting more and more into me, I was being a pretty big dick to her. She's really cool, and pretty good looking, but always sort of disgusted me with her habits of belching, or snorting while laughing...Shit like that. Anyhow, we all smoked a few bowls and conversed, and verbally abused this girl... and she laughs so it's good. Well, after a few bowls of some good bud, I was getting pretty horny. So about 1 am, I tell everyone I'm going to bed. SGB follows me into my room and flatly informs me that she's sleeping in my bed. This is too fucking easy. After some talking and kino and shit, I decide to have her give me a massage. I used some 'I'll teach you and if you do well, I'll give you one' line. So she finishes her massage, and I start to close. I'm stradling her back, her shirts off, I'm whispering in her ear, smelling her hair and massaging everything. After about 5 minutes of her very soft whimpering and shallow breathing, I decide enough is enough. So I pull her arm out from under her in a way that makes her flip onto her back. I lean down, and right as I'm about to lay on the first REAL kiss, she lets out a huge fart. I went completely flaccid. I was speechless. I didn't know what to say. It was baffling. She didn't say anything but 'sorry', and I assume that she was bright red. All that comes to mind is as;lkdfjv;asdjnf ;lasdj nlf;j. Is this some kind of slut defense? or twisted LMR? Either way, I totally lost my chubby and told her good night. Discuss. |
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| Author: | KidRock'n [ Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:50 pm ] |
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If that's an LMR tactic, it's the best one I've ever heard. Priceless. |
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| Author: | Ezo [ Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:28 pm ] |
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He he, she rocks, date that girl! |
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| Author: | DonPua [ Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:46 pm ] |
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So did you have *nal sex with her afterwards ?
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| Author: | _Illusionist_ [ Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:47 pm ] |
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LOL!.. this is brilliant, something that you'll look back in hysterics.. if this was some sort of slut defence.. ask yourself - was one of her parents a skunk?.. |
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| Author: | ravstar17 [ Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:28 pm ] |
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classic... |
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| Author: | Good Life [ Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:12 pm ] |
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No way did I fuck her after that. Call me queezy, but for the first time ever, it turned off in a split second. That wouldn't turn any of you off? I was just plain disgusted. haha |
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| Author: | GirlCatcher [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:56 am ] |
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Wow. Those things happen. She really knows how to turn a guy off. If it was an LMR tactic, it's a risky one on her part. I couldn't ever look at this girl the same way ever again. |
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| Author: | Jaybot [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:38 am ] |
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hahahah I like the sound of this girl date her |
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| Author: | LaVitaèBreve [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:59 am ] |
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LMAO, Not LMR,Not Slut-defense. GAS She was probably so embarrassed, thats why she didn't say anything. I wouldn't have F-closed as I would have been too busy laughing. It happens. I remember a girl asked me to choke her, her face got beat read, eyes rolling into the back of her head. I got completely turned off because I couldn't hold back the laughter. Ruined the rest of the evening hahaha. |
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| Author: | Good Life [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:38 am ] |
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If it's one thing I learned in college over the past couple years, it's that girls can be FUCKING NUTS. Good shit. |
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| Author: | Punchl!ne [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:23 am ] |
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Haha! This is golden! It's a great story if anything! |
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| Author: | GirlCatcher [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:36 pm ] |
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Man if I was her I would never be able to show my face ever again. Great story to tell the Grandchildren though! |
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| Author: | Vinchenzo [ Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:06 am ] |
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I would have made her at least give me a blowjob. |
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