so this is the girl i was with on sunday, we call her L. i wrote a post called 'Last nights joke shit' this is the girl, shes hot, we fucked about, got my buddy out and we had some fun, only thing we didnt get down to is fucking, time restraints, blabla. btw, just for the record, smoothest poon ever. i would use that shit to eat dinner off.
She opens up a convo with me on blackberry messenger
L: yoyoyoyoyoyooyo
Flash: Cutie
Flash: How are you miss (the area she lives in) 2009?
L: Im very well
L: you back in (where i live)?
Flash: Yes Gorjarse
Flash: Miss Me?
L: and your hairy nipples!
L: Yupppp
Flash: haha
Flash: I think maybe next time im in london we should have a linkage
Flash: And i can show you my nipples in all their glory
L: lol
Flash: A good idea yes?
L: yaarrrrr
Flash: :p
Flash: I think you shud come here sit on my lap and let me tell u some things
L: What things?
Flash: Like
Flash: *this feels natural*
Flash: And wow... babe.. u got a great bum, can i lick it?
Flash :p
L:
Flash: and btw babe, u have a very smooth poon
L: haaaaaaaaaa
L: You have no willy im afraid
Flash: Babe
Flash: Im Soz
Flash: u know, i would really like you to feel what it would be like inside u
Flash: Cuz i have a feeling you would like it
Flash: but look, i got a problem, most girls cant really keep up with me in bed
L: hahaha yer
L: Sure
L: I keep up with everyone, just cos im small doesnt mean im incapable
Flash: Well babe firstly let me ask you
Flash: I dont know how much good sex youve had out of the people you slept with but for me its all about quality not quanitity
Flash: I can perform all day if required, after you come about 5-10 times then im happy you know?
L: lol
Flash: I told u
L: I bet your shittttttt
Flash: I dont think your ready for this jelly
Flash: okie, i bet ur shit but hey, i will put my money where my mouth is
Flash: How you going to say im shit when i could make you come so many times, and then have you turn around and look me in the eyes like *sash, oh em gee babes, best ever*
Flash: I just hope i dont need to put you on my training program
L: I doubt it
Flash: Well, im not saying you get the priveledge of finding out sweetiepants
L: Yes u r
L: Liar
Flash: I think you want to find out babe, i dont know if its a good idea :p
L: becauseeeeeeeee
Flash: Because i dont think firstly you could really handle it and also your going to end up being my sex slave
Flash: I dont do this 15 min wham bham bullshit
Flash: Also i dont really want to corrupt u like this u know?
L: Your loss!
Flash: u think so?
Flash: Babe, i dont think u get it, if u think u can fuck me good then we can see
L: I think im more than capable
just to make it clear, before this convo even happened i know next time i go down to London im banging her. this is natural game apart from that stupid fucking jelly line, i just thought it would be funny to drop it. my approach has always been cocky confident and trust me, shes going to get destroyed in her vag...and she knows it. Shes seen what my penis will do to her.
Flash and his magical 8 inch.
Peace