I consider this my first approach. I honestly don't know what i Did wrong.
I eyed this chick in class (i go to college), it was my first time seeing this fly mexican dimepiece. I make a mental note to approach her after class.
But fate was on my side, the professor makes everybody move to the back of a class during an activity. She ended sitting right NEXT TO ME.
Her friends sat on her other side.
So i thought "wow, if god hasn't given me a good enough sign already, its a class of 150 people and she came to sit next to me, i must begin my approach now"
So i said to her
ME: Wow you managed to find a seat back here your lucky
Her: Yeah, not many people could find seats so alot of them are standing.
ME: No i mean your lucky to find a seat here right next to me, most people fight for to sit next to me.
Her: Yeah good thing nobody fought or else i would've been standing for the rest of this activity haha
Now i'm thinking *SHE DIDN"T GET MY C/F APPROACH, I MUST'VE DELIVERED IT BADLY, either that or her english just isn't that good*
Me: Oh what they're giving everybody who stayed at the front candy? Is that the activity?
Her: Yeah i really want one....
Me: Why don't you be Stalin then, fight for the people, I deserve that candy. (IT WAS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE THE ACTIVITY WAS ABOUT COMMUNISM)
Her: Yeah.
IOIs are beginning to display... at this point her friends next to her speak to each other and one of them goes "Great, we're gonna be a third wheel now"
At this point I don't know what to make of that comment, so i ignore it. Mind you, this is my first approach, usually girls ask me to dance at clubs, i have finally garnered all the testosterone in my sack to go up and ask this lovely mama, so have mercy on my fuckups and nervousness.
So now i'm plotting what i'ma say next, because theres a 10 minute silence, plus i didn't wanna bother her too much while she took notes, i pretended to be extremely focus on the topic, (I hope I didn't overdo my faked interest cuz she would've sensed it)
Finally after 15 minutes right before class ends
ME: So we're really not getting any candy cuz we're supposed to be the "poor" people of the class in the back huh,
HER: Yeah...... I really want some candy
ME: It's okay, sitting next to me is better than candy they're missing out
HER: *Hysterical Laughter* and stuttered speech right after.
ME: Pardon me?
HER: oh nothing... *smile*
At this point i'm like YEAH I'M GONNA NUMBER CLOSE, cuz i'm hearing her speak to her friends and i'm hearing "something Quiero" which i'm sure it means love or "like" at least.
Class ends, She immediately turns to her friend, they speak spanish, then go back down to fetch their bags. I felt like I didn't know just what to say to get her number, so i decide to indirectly inch my way into asking for it.
ME: Sorry i didn't get your name, I'm Puppet
HER: I'm ______ (yes. i forgot her name already i was nervous)
HER AGAIN: What's your name again?
ME: Puppet, nice to meet you
HER: Me too.
ME: SO what are you gonna be for halloween?
HER: I'm going to a party in Burnaby
ME: Oh cool.. but what are you gonna be (She obviously doesn't listen very well)
HER: Um... probably a pirate
ME: I'm gonna be a terrorist.
HER: No you should be a pirate
ME: A real Somali Pirate or are you talking Jack Sparrow?
HER: Of course jack sparrow, jack sparrow is sexy
ME: Well cool and --interuppted by her-- (and this is the part that throws me off!)
HER: I GOTTA GO NOW I'LL SEE YOU NEXT CLASS
I walk the walk of shame after that... sigh~
I"M NOT GIVING UP. THAT GIRL IS MINE. I"MA KEEP TRYING TILL I GET IT
but of course i need you guys' help heh heh THANKS!
