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Author:  Pecos McLeod [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:11 pm ]
Post subject:  The Shit Test
So, I was having my 2nd date with this girl last night (I know, I know dates are a bad idea). We had ended our first date with a little make out sesh and got together again 5 days later. I continued to get flooded with IOI's and Kino the entire date. When we got back to her place I didn't push an F-close because (for once) I forgot my condoms and because her 2 brothers were downstairs. Oh yeah, and her dog was getting in the way. I leave, get a couple simple kisses and drive home dreading the day I have to explain I'm not interested in a real relationship. I get home and she texts me saying (paraphrase) "You're really sweet and smart and very cute but I think you're too 'classy' for me". I responded "You're right, I am to classy for you, I'm one classy bitch. Luckily, I'm willing to give you a chance to play catch-up." She responded that the second half of the message didn't come through. I facebook messaged in a cocky-funny way that we got off on the wrong foot and should start our relationship in the bedroom and painfully work our way out of love when we realize that the only thing we have in common are amazing orgasms. Again, paraphrased.

Here's the point, when I saw the text I instantly realized that I either failed a shit test, or that THIS was a shit test. I don't know! This is a definite weakness in my game, so I'd appreciate it if you guys could share some common shit tests with me so I know what to look for.

Thanks guys and Happy Hunting!
Pecos
Author:  Zeabra [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:22 pm ]
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Damn women and there shit tests..
But hey can you blame them?
they have to weave out the weak somehow.
What was this girl a 8? 9?
Author:  Pecos McLeod [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:54 pm ]
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She would be a solid 8.5 if she lost about 10 pounds. I met her while she was working at Knott's Halloween Haunt. Amazing how much better a girl looks when she's made up like a Tim Burton Barbie doll and wearing a corset. Also, she said she shallows which (to me at least) adds a solid 0.5 points
Author:  Pecos McLeod [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:01 pm ]
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And, yes, I can blame them. I don't shit test them! This is one of the reasons I have no respect for women. They claim they want you to be honest with them, but they make it impossible to do that. I honestly don't like gaming women, I find it degrading, but I can't exactly talk to a girl for 5 minutes then say "Listen, you are very cute but you're also very dumb and boring. I would still like to occasionally have sex with you, but that's all I want. I can guarantee you will enjoy yourself and I will definitely not get attached. Let's get out of here". Hey!!! I'm still doing my month of a million rejections, I'm soooooo using this! Still could use some help identifying shit tests guys.
Author:  Visionxxxxxx [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:30 pm ]
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Code:
"You're really sweet and smart and very cute but I think you're too 'classy' for me".
ha ha....she sounds like a PUA! if said when opening this would be a classic neg for disqualification purposes.

..and i think your response was just fine...ie. "You're right, I am to classy for you, I'm one classy bitch. Luckily, I'm willing to give you a chance to play catch-up." "
Author:  Saint1990 [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:20 am ]
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Dude i like your reply, i think its bang on good fun and would pass a shit test. What did the text say in the end, you never metioned what the second half of the text said so its hard for me to give a true opinion?
Has she facebooked you back?

Regards, Saint
Author:  JD Dallas [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:21 am ]
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Just a side note - you mentioned dreading the "i don't want anything serious" conversation.

My take is to always, always mention that up front, day one, conversation one.

Most often women will say, yeah, that's cool, me too. Afterall, you just met. Who's gonna get pissed about that? In fact, it makes perfect sense.

I like to throw in,

"I'm dating around a little, nothing serious. But I could see myself getting serious with the right woman."

Lots of DHV here, social and sexual awareness, and lets her know you have other chicks (social proof) and not to mention gives her the "chance" to be the "right woman" which she may damn well just try to show you she is.

Later on - when she wants to know why this isn't more serious, you are covered. You already told her.

And, if you don't want a GF, don't treat her like one.
Author:  Pecos McLeod [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:27 pm ]
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Alright, so this is where it stands. She never replied to the facebook message, and I've decided to take that as a good thing. After all, she didn't say no. My plan now is to wait a little longer, make it clear that I'm not even thinking about her (because I'm really not except for when I'm telling guys about her). I figure I'll text her next week when I'm out with friends around 9:30-10:00 asking her if she wants to meet up with my friends and I. I figure it's early enough that she could conceivably come out if she wanted and it's late enough that my intentions are quite clear. I figure I might as well throw out that hail mary. If she doesn't bite, who cares! I'm going out with a Russian model tonight and I've got 3 other girls in the bullpen. Once I've pulled this, I'll post again to let you guys know if it worked.

Haha, better yet... I'll call her. I'll say "Hey Erica, I'm out at (blank) with some friends. Come down here!" If she says no, I'll say "C'mon, tell your boyfriend your going over to (blank)'s house to girl talk. I want to see you, I'm starting to forget what you look like naked". She'll probably say something like "What!!! You've never seen me naked!!!" Then I say "Umm... This isn't Erica (blank) is it? Which of the other Erica's is it?". Then when she tells me I'll be like "Whoops, I thought I already took your number out of my phone. My bad!"

I think this is genius, what do you guys think?
Author:  Ryan Black SashaPUA [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:16 pm ]
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Alright, so this is where it stands. She never replied to the facebook message, and I've decided to take that as a good thing. After all, she didn't say no. My plan now is to wait a little longer, make it clear that I'm not even thinking about her (because I'm really not except for when I'm telling guys about her). I figure I'll text her next week when I'm out with friends around 9:30-10:00 asking her if she wants to meet up with my friends and I. I figure it's early enough that she could conceivably come out if she wanted and it's late enough that my intentions are quite clear. I figure I might as well throw out that hail mary. If she doesn't bite, who cares! I'm going out with a Russian model tonight and I've got 3 other girls in the bullpen. Once I've pulled this, I'll post again to let you guys know if it worked.

Haha, better yet... I'll call her. I'll say "Hey Erica, I'm out at (blank) with some friends. Come down here!" If she says no, I'll say "C'mon, tell your boyfriend your going over to (blank)'s house to girl talk. I want to see you, I'm starting to forget what you look like naked". She'll probably say something like "What!!! You've never seen me naked!!!" Then I say "Umm... This isn't Erica (blank) is it? Which of the other Erica's is it?". Then when she tells me I'll be like "Whoops, I thought I already took your number out of my phone. My bad!"

I think this is genius, what do you guys think?
I think the phone call is a funny interesting idea, but you don't have to get too clever in this situation. You know you have attraction here, and the only reason you didn't f-close last time was logistics. Just invite her out with your friends sometime, kino escalate from the get go, and make sure you get back to one of your places later with whatever excuse you think up. The important thing is to keep the momentum going now, you don't need to DHV or prove anything more to her - she's already there. Keep it simple!
Author:  Pecos McLeod [ Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:52 am ]
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Ok, so here's how it all ended. Late last night, when I was dead tired, I included her in a mass e-mail. Basically, it was looking for a girl to dress up like a beer maiden for a weekend sailing trip. She was not happy and sent a very rude reply. I sent another reply saying "haha... oops". Since all the other girls saw what she wrote I had to write something taking the high road so that the other girls would see the rude, semi-jealous reply she sent, and then see that I was unfazed and made it seem like including her was a mistake. This is a new situation for me to be in, but I think I handled it well. Time will tell I suppose.

Pecos

P.S. she said (in a condescending manner) that if I got any cute girls who were interested she'd like to know. I know she wasn't serious, but I've already gotten 4 replies. I'm thinking about breaking down each of these girls and describing to her how they are more attractive than she is. She admitted to me that she's put on about 10 pounds in the last month so I'm thinking of playing off that, and her fat ass. I don't know, maybe I should just let it drop.
Author:  Slyx [ Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:21 am ]
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I'm thinking about breaking down each of these girls and describing to her how they are more attractive than she is. She admitted to me that she's put on about 10 pounds in the last month so I'm thinking of playing off that, and her fat ass. I don't know, maybe I should just let it drop.
There is a difference between insulting and playful negging you know.
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