I've been gaming this chick for like 5 months now, and I reckon it's going pretty well. Not sure what she rates at, though I'm sure she has been with guys (but she's not a slut DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT HER) So I reckon she is maybe an 8....
Any way I think I have some One itis or watever but I don't care, becuase I can make it work.
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:45:57):
so what have you been doing altely
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:46:00):
*lately
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:46:36):
i was in deep shit
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:46:39):
with this skier
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:46:53):
so i broke up with him about a week ago
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:46:52):
sounds scandelous
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:46:56):
i went to prague
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:47:04):
picked up some brit
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:47:11):
enjoyed czech beer
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:47:18):
got back to Vienna... went to a wedding
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:47:16):
wait
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:47:20):
ahh
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:47:22):
what else?
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:47:23):
what was this brits name
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:47:48):
Kyle
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:49:22):
it was me
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:49:29):
hahaha
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:49:35):
sure thing
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:49:37):
but really
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:49:47):
stop kiddin me
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:49:50):
i might believe you
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:49:53):
what was with that wierd fetish you had about hungry hippos and connect four?
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:50:22):
wait ... i was drunk...i a really said smth about hippos...
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:50:31):
but i have no fetish
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:50:35):
hahaha
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:50:39):
thats what you thik
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:50:45):
every girl likes bondage at least
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:50:57):
i am sure it wasnt you
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:51:00):
really
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:51:03):
cos that guy was way more polite
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:51:03):
are you really
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:51:06):
really sure
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:51:12):
and he didnt talk dirty...he let me do that
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:51:13):
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:51:21):
ah you know the internet jezebel
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:51:36):
ah?
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:51:44):
it makes things impersonal
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:51:50):
haha
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:51:53):
so rather polite men called kyle
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:51:56):
then lets make it personal
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:52:05):
fair enough
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:52:07):
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:52:16):
what do you have in mind
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:52:31):
hm
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:52:40):
you come and teach me some british accent
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:52:58):
cos i am not sure how exactly should i use my tongue when i say certain words...you know
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:53:16):
I'll teach you scotch accent
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:53:28):
even better
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:53:27):
and I'll find somethng to teach you via a toungue
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:53:48):
arrrr....
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:53:49):
haha
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:54:03):
/me stopped thinking for a second
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:54:33):
i will teach you how exactly do austrians say ö and ü
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:54:46):
you know...u gotta use ur lips ... in that specific way
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:54:46):
I know the german for the u
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:54:54):
but not for o
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:54:58):
if that helps
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:55:04):
hahahaha
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:55:11):
so u dont want me to teach u ?
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:55:32):
indeed
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:55:45):
hell
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:55:56):
hell what ?
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:56:00):
I'll teach you some martial arts if we get some physical contact
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:56:19):
hahahaha
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:56:45):
i always have physical contact with my friends dude... we shake hands for example
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:56:55):
aha no
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:56:59):
if we havent seen each other for a long time we might even hug
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:57:01):
I meant if we meet up on the flesh
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:57:04):
bah
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:57:10):
hahahaha
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:57:09):
I hug and kiss cheeks with friends
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:57:17):
regardless of when I last saw them
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:57:25):
It'll be like hey Jez
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:57:28):
oh so u will hug and kiss cheek me ?
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:57:29):
where have you been
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:57:32):
Jez: Kitchen
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:57:42):
Fin: *make out*
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:57:48):
hahahaha
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:57:46):
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:57:53):
no
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:57:55):
it will be
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:58:14):
'Fin? can u come to the kitchen for a sec?'
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:58:17):
you ' sure '
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:58:23):
jez makes out
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (13:58:50):
kitchen is a good place for hugs and kisses...there are tables, chairs.... walls...
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:59:30):
kitchen is awesome
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:59:36):
but NEVER in a tumble dryer
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (13:59:41):
*shudders*
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:00:10):
hahaha
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:00:28):
ok ...lets forget the kitchen for a sec
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:00:52):
what do u think of roofs? high ones?
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:01:05):
trying2bpua says to (14:01:28):
what are you guys doing today?
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:01:41):
yes
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:01:44):
but if their sloped
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:02:02):
I don't care what you say we need hard hats and a harness
Jezebel says to (14:02:07):
not sure yet...either going to some dinner or going for a beer with the ex fb... or staying at home and working
Jezebel says to (14:02:09):
huh
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:02:13):
I never have sex without protection
Jezebel says to (14:02:28):
its not important what ur doin... its important to have options
trying2bpua says to (14:02:37):
lol
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:02:41):
ahahahaha
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:02:54):
whos talking about sex Fin?
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:02:59):
do u think of me that way?
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:03:03):
i aint that easy!
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:03:01):
Actually
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:03:02):
yes
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:03:05):
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:03:06):
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:03:22):
I'm just very physical so sex is like a natural way for me to express "affection"
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:03:25):
but i would fuck ur brains out anyway
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:03:32):
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:03:47):
I would be turned on if I dind't think that sounded alot like a threat
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:03:57):
ahahahahha
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:04:00):
"I'LL FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!"
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:04:07):
it wasnt a threat cmooon
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:04:06):
me: AHHHHHH
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:04:17):
ok...i will be a good...polite...girly girl
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:04:22):
haha
trying2bpua says to (14:04:34):
I have a party to go today
trying2bpua says to (14:05:04):
but since it's during the day and the age is 15
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:05:06):
jez way ' i will fuck ur brains out ' - girly girl polite voice , stupid smile ' do you want to make love to me ?'
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:05:10):
what do u prefer ?
trying2bpua says to (14:05:18):
I feel it will have lots of jailbaits there lol
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:05:18):
depends how I'm feeling
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:05:23):
ha I've reversed the women trap
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:05:27):
ofhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:05:29):
men have been forced for years
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:05:33):
they wake up
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:05:36):
see thier loved one
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:05:46):
and have to deduce what mood she's in
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:05:51):
like a bomb in an action movie
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:06:07):
oh yes ur right...i forgot that we are actually married
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:06:10):
and i am the loved one
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:06:11):
"OOOhh what mood am I in honey, say the wrong word and I will exploooodeee"
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:06:16):
so i gotta be sweet and caring
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:06:51):
excuse me for the bitchy way i said that i want to ... have some extreme fun with you
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:06:54):
uh uh
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:06:56):
haha
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:07:01):
apology accepted madame
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:07:29):
so
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:07:31):
roofs
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:07:35):
kitchens
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:07:40):
windows
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:07:43):
open ones
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:07:56):
what were we talking about?
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:08:02):
and watch out for my mood
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:08:10):
places not to give birth
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:08:13):
sloped roofs
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:08:16):
kitchens
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:08:19):
and out windows
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:08:55):
places not to give birth? ok... translate cos my english doesnt work in that case
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:09:11):
do you knwo what birth is
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:09:15):
making a child
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:09:21):
sure
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:09:18):
women screams
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:09:21):
child comes ou
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:09:25):
not in a kitchen
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:09:35):
the kid might end up being mistaken for raw mea
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:09:37):
*t
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:09:41):
ok so it wasnt any kind of phrase with a hidden meaning
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:09:43):
not on a sloped roof
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:09:50):
he'll slide down the slope
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:09:55):
why the hell would you go mention giving birth ?
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:09:54):
and not out a window
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:10:05):
i aint giving birth to ur kids
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:10:08):
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:10:09):
becuase it's the only entertaining thing I could thikn of
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:10:16):
haha
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:10:20):
Jezebel
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:10:22):
:
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:10:27):
yes?
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:10:38):
I don't care what my husband thinks about the sex change operation
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:10:43):
HE'S GOING TO HAVE IT!
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:10:48):
hahaahhaha
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:10:58):
that wont help with the kids
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:11:06):
eventho its not a bad idea to give it a try
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:11:04):
lesbian mothers
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:11:10):
would u do that for me hun?
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:11:13):
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:11:35):
well kids of lesbian parents have great mental health records statistically speaking
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:11:38):
so....
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:11:41):
mmmmayyy be
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:11:46):
but if you become a amn
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:11:49):
fin
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:11:50):
baby
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:11:49):
and we are male gay
Jezebel says to Fin (private) (14:12:00):
are we online gaming each other ?
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:11:59):
then our son will be good looking well groomed
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:12:05):
and popular with the ladies
Fin says to Jezebel (private) (14:12:26):
why don't we submit this to the forum and get an opinion on that
So she lives far away, like in Austria and I live in Scotland, but how do I get the lay?
She is a female PUA (or so she says) she negged me a couple of times, but I stayed cool, she knows alot of my tricks so this is going to be hard to outsmart her...
Any tips guys?