heres the deal:

white girls LOVE british accents. you have a huge advantage in that regard. they will want to talk with you... so just ask them what is around, play off the fact that you are new here...

and i will tell you this, accents are fascinating to me and i always ask my friends from other countries and ppl i meet what my accent sounds like to them.

if a girl says "i love your accent" your reply should be along the lines of "oh really? because to me yours sounds so much cooler" trust me this will probably turn into a long convo .... even if ur lying through your teeth, she will be intrigued.

just out of curiosity, while on this subject, what do british girls think about american accents? im sure it isnt as unique as a british accent in america, because you hear it all the time in movies / tv while we only get mild exposure to urs (through like the bbc).


by the way, this is absolute gold, i am close to retirement on here... but this cannot fail at all.... trust me

I encourage all you good chaps from Britain/Ireland to invade my country of birth and take all the women you want. Hell, I will help with the forklift so you can lift their dumpy asses onto the plane. Take them away. I have no intentions of ever going to England or Ireland. Fill your countries with them! It is the least you can do to thank us for saving your asses in WWII.

On another note, the Vice President and myself both agree that the good times are in UKRAINE. My God, finally someone is speaking up about it. I come on here and pimp the place and now I see dat der be another smart American! Props to the greatest leader America has ever had - Joseph Biden. The truth shall set you free!

Biden Gushes Over Ukraine's "Beautiful Women"
Veep blurts country has "the most beautiful women in the world"




http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/us_world ... omen-.html

Veep Biden met with Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko in Kiev yesterday and gave a new meaning to foreign relations when he lavished praise on the women of the country -- telling the leader "you have so many beautiful women" here.

"I cannot believe that a Frenchman visiting Kiev went back home and told his colleagues he discovered something and didn't say he discovered the most beautiful women in the world. That's my observation," he told the president through a translator.

Wow. Thats a really strange perspective on america but maybe thats what your country teaches. But when i was in high school america never claimed to win WW1 it says the allies won. At least thats how my text book was printed. Way to show some gratitude because im pretty sure the US didnt have to get involved in that one if they didnt want too.

Secondly if you can explain how japan surrendered in WW2 without mentioning america then ill believe you. And yes we got fucked over in pearl harbor in fact we almost had every single aircraft carreir destroyed because of it then we turned it around built and bunch of crap. And if you honestly think that america didnt suffer loses from WW2 then your wrong.

As for current affairs yes something dosnt seem right. But im not sure what country your from but you might wanna make sure your countries not involved with the current problem before you start blaming it on the US. Because if your british then your shit outa luck. I also dont know where your facts come from but if your honestly trying to say we ran planes into our own buildings so we could start WW3 then id just assume your delusional and not worry about your whole post.

I cant wait till someone yells Jihad on your ass right before he blows you both up. BTW i have nothing aganst any other country i just think some people need to know more about history before they start pointing fingers. One wrong word and eveyone might blame YOU for WW3.