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Author:  phantomxrider [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:45 am ]
Post subject:  Need help on where to lay her....lol.
okay, so ive been gaming this chick online for a few hours. ioi's out the ass (which she claims is very nice lol). gonna meet tomorrow, and 99% sure im at least gonna get a bj (knock on wood...no pun intended). prob is, im only 18. living at home sucks lol. my mom's a teacher and is off for summer vacation, and dad is retired. she has a coreography class to teach till 6 anyways, which means her folks probably will be home. i have a van, and thats my only idea. any help/deas would be greatly appreciated.
Author:  Jaybot [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:55 am ]
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Be a man, take her to your house and sleep with her.
Author:  Prince_Obi [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:24 am ]
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You serious?

I don't care which excuse you use (she needs help with something from school,...) but just do it will ya. If you have a van, I don't see the problem, pick up your balls man!
Author:  phantomxrider [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:10 pm ]
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Be a man, take her to your house and sleep with her.
okay, let me take her to my house where my parents are, try to convince her that even though they are in the next room they somehow wont hear it, get caught, and completely waste last night's 8 hours of sleep i spent gaming her. that would be realllll smart.

ive done chicks in the car before. but its always been a close call with the cops since this is a small town. i dont mind doing it again though....altough she cant give the the strip tease she promised while hunched over. lol :)
Author:  Jaybot [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:18 pm ]
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what would mummy and daddy come in and slap your wrist, you are a man, men sleep with people, come in late they will be in bed and even if they do hear fuck it, the worst you will get is a bang on the wall and some disapproving looks over breakfast. Maybe my family was a tad more liberal but I think it is time you either move out or sort things there, living somewhere shouldn't be something to be overcome.

So yar in short throw your parents in at the deep end they will probably be thankful you aren't gay and are getting some.
Author:  phantomxrider [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:03 pm ]
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what would mummy and daddy come in and slap your wrist, you are a man, men sleep with people, come in late they will be in bed and even if they do hear fuck it, the worst you will get is a bang on the wall and some disapproving looks over breakfast. Maybe my family was a tad more liberal but I think it is time you either move out or sort things there, living somewhere shouldn't be something to be overcome.

So yar in short throw your parents in at the deep end they will probably be thankful you aren't gay and are getting some.
haha, i think your family maybe was. keep in mind i live in the bible belt with two 60+ year old parents, so its a tad old fashioned lol. my dad wouldnt mind, its the mom im worried about. and nah, i dont think i'll pay 700+ dollars in rent for my own place when im going to college right down the road.
Author:  Jaybot [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:10 pm ]
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how about her place?
Author:  phantomxrider [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:14 pm ]
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like i said, she has to teach choreography till 6. so her parents would be home by then.
Author:  Chief [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:22 pm ]
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Be a man or use your van; either way it's in the can!
Hey Hey Hey!
Author:  phantomxrider [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:07 pm ]
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Be a man or use your van; either way it's in the can!
Hey Hey Hey!
haha, i like it.
Author:  Skankin [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:28 am ]
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I notice this topic is a little old so im sure you already met up with this girl but heres some advice if it ever comes up again. I live in a house with other people and ive heard them having sex with thier girlfriends and had to have a one on one convo with them before about it. I sat them down and calmly explained how a little music goes a long way. Put a CD in or a movie if you have a TV in your room. Then the sound should be muffled. If that isnt a good idea just find a romantic spot and park that van. I used to drive a pickup truck and started dating this one girl but we could never be alone so i got a canopy for my truck because when we tried in the front seat she said it was too cramped. ( which i fail to see why its a big deal when im doing all the hard work) Anyway i threw an inflatable matress and some blankets in the truck so no matter where we were it was good to go. The small town and cops thing sucks but so does no Nookie. Or do you got any friends that will rent you thier room for a night. Just tell them youll throw down some newspaper so you dont ruin thier stuff.

Skankin
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