Me: dude that chick in ur profile pic is cute. can you hook me up?
Her: Ha which girl? An y I gotta be a punk for?
Me: that girl in the black shirt with the adorable dorky kinda look, tell her i said she has a gorgeous energy and sexy lips OH! but dont say it was from me
Her: Haha ok for sure... Does she know who u are or is there something u mite want me to tell her?
Me: Yeah tell her my name is kontrol... sexy kontrol
You're fun. I'm adopting you as my new little sister. we will drink kool-aid and climb trees together!Her:Oh ok and where can I tell her ur from sexy kontrol. And how old can I tell her u are.. The kool aid sounds like a plan and I'm the best at climbing trees so look out!
Me: you can tell her im from City and im Age. do you know if she can cook? i need a woman that knows how to cook good. ask her what she always wanted to be when she was a kid, but she cant say princess!
Her: Ok well she can cook... She can cook hella good just to let u know... And she always wanted to be a grown up wen she was a kid and now that she's a grown up she wants to be a kid! Lol... But sorry I hate to break the news to u but I'm not sure if your her type! ;p