can u help me and and post this topic for me because im unable to for some reason ill apreciate it if you could under the title of: 20smurf07 needs phone/text help with an hb-8

Ok here is the story. my younger brother decided to make bussiness cards as a school project. The card he created were about a help line for trouble relationships so I somehow he hands a bunch of them out as a joke but this girl called me saying that she is having problem with her relationship. But just as I was about to start talking to her I got another call from a different girl saying that her boyfriend wants to get back with her and i start talking to her for about 30 sec then put her on hold. As I answered the other girl she told me that I put her on hold for her best friend and hanged up at the exact same time the second girl did. Five minutes later i got a text and here is how the convo went roughly
I knew they had to be joking so I decided to play along for kicks
the begining is kind of boring but im writing it to establish what happened

Her: R U GOING TO HELP??
Me: Whats ur problem
Her: My boyfriend dosen't trust me but wants to get back together with me
Me: why did you guys break up in the first place
Her: He cheated on me with my cousin and got her pregnant
Me: thats not too bad at least it wasnt ur sister
Her: UR NOT HELPING
Me: r u sure its not you that dont trust him for nuttin in ur fam
Her: UR NOT HELPING
Me: Do you like him
Her: not as much
Me: then tell to kick rocks and dont fuck up ur carpet on the way out!
Her:lol ur funny
Me: thank you
HEr: so what do I save the number under
Me:Verg
Her:Ok
Me:and ur name is
Her:Michelle how old r u
Me: i stoped counting when i turned 69 how young r u
Her: WOOW ur ok sir im 15
Me:oh no r u tring to get me arrested im too cute for jail
Her:lol Im not tring to do anything sir and i am very legal
Me oh thank god r u rich btw
Her: WTF no, but i got money
Me: oh no i need a rich girl to support me before i die
Her: then die bitch
Me: I cant afford a casket
Her:Broke bitch
Me: yeah i know im poor if i werent a boy i wouldnt have anything to play with
Her:ur sick
Me: just being honest
Her:nice talking but i g2g
Me: U dont drive a ferrari n e ways bye!
Her:WTF! Clear It
Me: no go do what U have to do text me l8tr
Her:LMAO im not texting u later im deleting ur number and stop texting me
Me: ur cute why r u texting me
Her:i know that i dont need u to tell me that and i always get the last word
Me:until u met me
Her:stop texting me back
Me: U cant beat me
her: stop texting me and fast
Me:ur losing
Her: How
Me: I already forgot ur name
Her: ughh leave me alone
Me: if u quit
Her: stop texting me bitch why r u still texting me ughhh
Me: ok ur starting to annoy me now leave me alone

After this text she waited about ten to twenty minutes and before this her signature read: boys r stoopid and the next one after this was: mood:freaky

Her: no way in hell!!
Me: what r u getting out of this
Her: a good laugh
Me: i must not be doing to good then
Her: no your doing really well actually

I cant remember exactly what I told her after this. But after her no way in hell text she started spacing them out longer and it wind up

Me: if u be nice to me then ill lik(as in lick but i think she thought i said like) u
her: that sounds like a deal
Me: so when r u going to be nice
Her: in ten seconds
me:10

(she waited ten minutes) this is where i think i started making the most errors because i wanted to try and get a first f close in a day on text only

Her: HI HOW ARE YOU DOING!!:)
Me: See thats way better i knew you could do it so when do you want me to lick you
her: what type of question is that(my miscommunication error)
Me: I thought it was a good one
(20 minutes later)Her: & why is that
Me: because it leads to the beginning of something

(a very lame response after I thought about it. So I waited a hour later since she didnt text me back)

Me: Oh my bad because i want to. Good night
Now her signature is Mood:agrivated
Her:ok
Me:change that mood and it will be ok
Her: Im pissed off
Me: aww what happened now(after i sent this she text me back quicker)
Her: Awww i wish people would dissappear
Me: Who do i have to come and fight
Her:Awwww
Me: so u feel better now
Her a lil
Me: just think of me laying next to you that should do the trick
He: thats nasty old man
Me: shhhhh i wont tell if you wont tell
Her: Ewww
Me: Look whos mind is in the gutter im just keeping you warm oh yeah thats not my flashlight
Her: got jokes huh(signature mood:appeased)
Me:Some im 20 btw
Her: fa real
Me: but nobody believes im over 16
Her: why
Me:Family genes every one look young btw what do you look like
Her: Im Beautiful....
Me: Beautiful doesnt work for me you have to be better
(1minute l8tr)Me: r u
Her: YA
Me:prove it
Her: how?
Me: I want a pic
Her: only if you send 1 first
Me:only
her: yep so send it
Me: please
Her: u have to send me one
Me: No u have to say please....and mean it
Her:Please??
Me: it might take a while though
Her: why
Me: because i have a bad phone
Her: Ill be waiting

So it took me about half an hour to eventually send it which end up being between 12 and 12:30 so i end up falling asleep. When i woke up in the morning around 10 there was no pic so i text

Me: Im still waiting
Her:On
Me:You

the whole time I thought i would be talking to an out of shape ugly girl but I recieved a pic of a very cute girl with curly hair. In the picture there was a slight smirk on her face and her hhead was tilted to the left side a little.

Me: Yeah ur beautiful but u werent until i said so
Her: LoL
Me:No I think I deserve a thank you
Her thank you
Me: okay now you can laugh

what i realized i was doing after this was apologies since I didnt give her time to text back
(3 minutes after my last text)Me: What r u up to (10:20 ish)
Me: tell me a lil about yourself (4:10 yesterday im writing this post at 6:51 the today though)

Now i havent text her since yesterday and dont know if I should ditch her or make her wait a little longer text her or call her again and what should I say I was thinking of opening with.

Why are doing this
Doing What?
Causing me to chase you and I no longer like you because of that
and closing with

If we dont get to meet in the next 3 days im going to delete your number. But this depends on how the convo goes. I think.


But what do you guys think I should do and where are my errors what should I read to get better on those flaws.