I've been waiting to use this for a few days now, so this girl in my class grabs puts her hand on my shoulder and starts kind of massaging it. So I go "Hands off the merchandise." and she seemed shocked and astounded and just repeats it like "Hands off the merchandise????"

I followed it up with something like "Yeah, this shit ain't cheap." After that it died down, but later she started grabbing my watch while my arm was hanging off my chair and grabbing my fingers. Should I take all these shoulder grabs and touches as false IOIs? In my opinion she's known to do that.

I might add it's also hilarious that I was reading The Game earlier and she asked me if I was trying to pick up chicks.