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| Author: | Tempest [ Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | 2 new openers by Tempest |
ok, these prolly are a little lame by most standards, but they are the first original openers I've come up with, and I really wanna get everyones take on em. Side note: I thought these up while reading Rules of the game when I was on the can, who'd a thunk? PUA: (walking past and momentarily looking down) Hey, where'd you get those shoes? Target: huh? Pua: Where'd you get those shoes. My friend (cindy, lisa, Ezmirelda, whatever) would totally go ga-ga for shoes like those. Target: oh, I got them at the lame ass shoe store. Pua: Cool, thanks, she's really into shoes, she has this whole theory that everyone has a type of shoe that totally exspresses who they are. Target: really? Pua: yeah, she says she's a stilleto bitch pump but with a little pink bow on it. (laugh) target: gigglesnort So what kind of shoe are you, yada yada yada Second one: this one's similar to the first, well kinda. Pua:hey really quick, I got to get this girl I know a gift for her birthday, and she's a really close friend of mine. But I can't come up with anything. but hey, (as if you just realised it) YOUR a girl! Do you have any suggestions? ok thats them. Let me know what you think or how they can be improved or if they should just be tossed and I should just stick with the jealous gf routine. |
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