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Author:  Nine [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:39 am ]
Post subject:  How's This For a Shit Test

So I was sittin at lunch today and HB9 who I talk to a couple times a week came up and hugged me from behind. I asked what was up w/ the choke hold cause it came off a lil tight and she smiled and REACHED for a bag of skittles I was holding. I remembered David D.'s thing about not jumping through someone's hoop till they've jumped through one of yours so I pulled the bag away and held one up like I was gonna feed her. She opened her mouth, leaned forward a lil bit, and right as I placed the skittle in her mouth, she BIT me. Not like a, I wanna fuck you bite, like a bite you would give a piece of chicken. I remained passive till she let go of my finger and then she ran off.

She came back a few minutes later and gave me some gum w/o me even asking and we talked for awhile, then she ran off again. Finally on the way to class she walked w/ me and here's the convo:

Me:Are you always like this?(Said as I looked down at her hand on my shoulder and removed it.)
HB9:Well you wouldn't know since we don't live together.
Me:I'm not sure I would want to live w/ you.
HB9:Why not?
Me:Your probly really dirty.
HB9:NO! I love to clean when I'm bored and I clean all the time.
Me:So you're boring...
HB9:I am not boring! I'm really fun I just like to clean. I would cook for you, I would bake, I would clean, etc.
Me:So, you're clingy.
HB9:I am not clingy! I'm controlling but I'm not clingy! I just have to be the one in control of the relationship.
Me:So since your so controlling you can tell me where you're taking me to dinner.....

And it proceeded further when I picked out the resturant and time. So I know she was qualifying herself and everything but what the hell was up w/ the bite? Is it some animalistic mating thing or is this chick a lil crazy? Also did I come off beta by asking her where we were going?

Author:  Kaveriis "SITH" [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:00 am ]
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Not sure about the biting, but I think you did everything else just right. Keep the physicality going and you'll F-close in no time.

Author:  xxIcexx [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:40 am ]
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It really isnt. Maybe a little when she said she has to be in control. But you handled it pretty well.

Author:  Grape [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:39 am ]
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I say you did rather well, but what's odd is that you were worried enough to post and asking us is she threw you a shit test or not..

Good job though. :D

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