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Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Thu Jan 21, 2016 6:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Wise ass come back for jealous BF
Having a brain fart. Any good smart-ass comebacks for an insurer twerp trying to shake you down for info on his girl?

I want it to sting a little.
Author:  JackZero [ Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:04 pm ]
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If you need, I can put in a good word for you.
or
I finally get what she means when she's talking about you.
or
You can have her on the weekends.
or
Don't worry, I don't want anything serious from her.
Author:  J.Daniels [ Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:15 am ]
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If you fuck a girl and text any of those things to her boyfriend, you are such a savage. Lol.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:15 pm ]
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He was trying to find out how much I knew about her. "What kind of car does she drive?" I replied "Your Mom's I think!"
Author:  Eddie Fews [ Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:37 pm ]
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Lol..

I don't see why you don't just ignore him.

You like her?
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:03 pm ]
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Lol..

I don't see why you don't just ignore him.

You like her?
I like then all, lol.

I also like being a dick where appropriate.
Author:  199Flags [ Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:39 am ]
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karma may come back to bite ya on that. Mine as well keep banging the girl thats where all the glory lies. Theres no glory in insults unless your Dave Chapelle.
Author:  JackZero [ Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:42 am ]
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karma may come back to bite ya on that. Mine as well keep banging the girl thats where all the glory lies. Theres no glory in insults unless your Dave Chapelle.
LMAO. Karma will come back for an insult but not banging another guys girlfriend? Something about that logic just makes me laugh.
Author:  J.Daniels [ Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:37 am ]
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Quote:
karma may come back to bite ya on that. Mine as well keep banging the girl thats where all the glory lies. Theres no glory in insults unless your Dave Chapelle.
LMAO. Karma will come back for an insult but not banging another guys girlfriend? Something about that logic just makes me laugh.
This lol

I really feel for the guy in question, though. Been there. If he's the loser that I was, it'll be pretty crushing.
Author:  R.C [ Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:21 am ]
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Lol had this happen.

Guy was messaging me over facebook about being too close with his girl. So naturally I replied a few hours later with "Can't talk now, on a date" and proceeded with sending him a selfie with me and her having drinks.
Author:  Melodical [ Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:28 pm ]
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He's outside your house now with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.....
Author:  CharlesFinley [ Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:17 pm ]
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Lol had this happen.

Guy was messaging me over facebook about being too close with his girl. So naturally I replied a few hours later with "Can't talk now, on a date" and proceeded with sending him a selfie with me and her having drinks.
Haha I remember this.

I can actually vouch for the fact I know this one to be true. I saw the pictures.

You were my hero that day.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:21 pm ]
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Lol had this happen.

Guy was messaging me over facebook about being too close with his girl. So naturally I replied a few hours later with "Can't talk now, on a date" and proceeded with sending him a selfie with me and her having drinks.
NICE!
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