First of all, I am not a simpleton who thinks the strippers love me. I know it's all a business. Well there goes my first guess at the problem.

My first problem is the girls were so ugly. They were the kind of girls that you would pay no attention to if you were on the street and saw them clothed, except maybe one who was moderately hot. Why'd you stay then? You wouldn't look twice at them for free but you stuck around a pay for play place?
I had interactions with 3 of them
The first one comes up to me and asks me if I want a lap dance. I said what can I touch? She says something vague like "I will make sure you are happy"
I said "can I touch your boobs?" she says "yes"
I said "can I finger you?" She says "Look at yourself in the mirror. I would never let someone as ugly as you touch me." Then she leaves. Ok she was kind of rude.


Second one: Before the lap dance, she promised me her boobs are real. I asked her multiple times(why?), I even said "they don't feel real, you guarantee they are real?"(why?) she said "yes"
During the lap dance she took off her top and the boobs were more fake than the Michael Kors bag my cousin bought last week for $20


Third one: She offered 2 packages, $40 and $100. I didn't understand the difference but I asked her if I pay $100 does that include a hand job? She said something vague like "I will make you happy"
I said "you didn't answer my question. Does that include a hand job, yes or no?" She said yes.
But she gave me no hand job. When I asked her about it, she denied she ever made such promise.

Is this typical? or was this just a bad club?
Next time my trick will be to show them my money, make them beg for it. When the money is in your hands, they are nicer. Touch everything. Then screw them and say "sorry, I don't want a lap dance"(again, why?)