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Author:  twoontarmac [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:18 am ]
Post subject:  I told my friend I want to FU$k Her via Text
Hey all,

So I rekindled with a friend who friendzoned me last year after I polarized and shared my feelings. We haven't spoke for 7 months until a couple months ago. We reconnected and hungout just once. It was a really nice time and everything including our energy connected.

Yesterday she text me and asked me to do her a favor, it went like this...

Her: Hey! Wanted to ask to do me a favor. Can you take this image and convert it to a pdf. I tried but it didn't work.

Me: I can, but I wont.

Her: Whatttt, I hope you chock on a Ham this Thanksgiving you vegan

Me: I mean I can't my hands got chopped off in the war with Zombies. I am unable to hit the gym, ride and use the computer.

Her: Yeah right, C'mon I know you can do this

Me: Sigh.... you know noone rides for free.

Me: What are you gonna do for me?

Her: I'll take you to Yoga class and get you dinner

Me: Yoga! Sounds like work, this is supposed to be easy

Her: C'mon on I'll get us both rich If i land this gig

Me: Sigh... send me the image via email and I'll look into this

Her: Yey!!! your the best :P :P

Me: I don't mind working on this but you know what I really want, that ass

Her: Everyone does! But your might be better! If you want an ass... whats up just say no... If you don't feel like working on a project with me it's cool... no pressure... be you :wink:

Me:What's my first assignment

So that's it I figured at that moment I didn't give a Fu&k so I just said it via text. Kinda felt weird after but I'm not sure what her last text even meant. I think I'll go cold now until she get's back but not really sure where to go from here.
Author:  Eddie Fews [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:02 pm ]
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It was a friendly response that meant " I just really want you to convert this image"
Author:  twoontarmac [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:18 pm ]
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It was a friendly response that meant " I just really want you to convert this image"
I would love to convert this from text to a reality. Wondering, do you think I should just do the favor for her and send it or put it off. This is day two since it happened and it's something I can do in ten minutes. How would you go about this situation. She said she'll do yoga and a dinner if I do it. I'd love to actually see this happen.
Author:  R.C [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:10 pm ]
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Lol you actually asked for sex in return for converting an image. :lol:
Her Thanksgiving reply was funny though.

And her last text was basically shutting down your sexual advances and letting you know this is about business.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:40 pm ]
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Not to mention you caved in
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Sigh... send me the image via email and I'll look into this
Author:  Eddie Fews [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:25 pm ]
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Not to mention you caved in
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Sigh... send me the image via email and I'll look into this
Just as she knew he would.
Author:  twoontarmac [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:56 pm ]
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Where to go from here?

Also, I don't think I caved... We understand each other's sarcasm to a degree and that line was apart of it.
Author:  neo87 [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 4:05 pm ]
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I still don't get these friendzone threads. If you approach, it shouldnt matter. Heck, if you're an attractive guy that can get girls it shouldnt matter. I'd convert the pdf, get a free dinner, eye fuck a girl while with this hot girl, do a warm approach, get a number and set up a lay. By the next day, I'd have another hot girl who is already more into me and less work to lay than the girl from 2 months ago. And I'd probably set up a lay with one of her yoga friends.

I think of it like this...you can go out tonight, flirt with a girl and be in a BETTER position with this new girl after 1 night than you have been with this old girl in all these months. And actually fucking another girl could put you in a better position with the old girl. You can push this girl for 1 lay, or you can use her intelligently and get 3 new lays. While you're spending time freezing out an old chick, i'm using her to get hotter chicks.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 4:09 pm ]
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Where to go from here?

Also, I don't think I caved... We understand each other's sarcasm to a degree and that line was apart of it.
Yes she understood you would do it regardless.
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friendzoned me last year
Impure souls of friendzoned Bros shall be banished in to the eternal damnation.
Author:  Dragula [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:04 pm ]
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Lmao feels good being me.

You have more chance at converting the image than you are at converting her to sex.

Do you not have self respect? She didn't give you any attention for 7 months till she needed a favor and you totally rewarded bad behaviour.
Author:  Style981 [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:51 pm ]
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Where to go from here?
Nowhere. You are friendzoned mate. Move on.
Author:  Darkie [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:03 pm ]
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Yea exactly. She tested your frame and you gave in. Shouldve kept your foot down and let her know its sex or nothing. But then that wouldve been kind of needy. What i would have done was play like she alredy agreed to it. Tell her come over and get the image because your not being paid to deliver it. Then end it with a PS wear a lace thong. If she complies and comes over. Check to see if she is accomadating your request, and keep the sexual tension high. If she comes over and asks where the image is, tell her she has to pay first. And dont do the shit until she pays up! If she doesn't or tries to test you again, then show her the door. Or do my fav move, sit in the couch and turn on some cartoons :lol:
Author:  Dragula [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:16 pm ]
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Yea exactly. She tested your frame and you gave in. Shouldve kept your foot down and let her know its sex or nothing. But then that wouldve been kind of needy. What i would have done was play like she alredy agreed to it. Tell her come over and get the image because your not being paid to deliver it. Then end it with a PS wear a lace thong. If she complies and comes over. Check to see if she is accomadating your request, and keep the sexual tension high. If she comes over and asks where the image is, tell her she has to pay first. And dont do the shit until she pays up! If she doesn't or tries to test you again, then show her the door. Or do my fav move, sit in the couch and turn on some cartoons :lol:
I am pretty sure doesn't even want to meet him. She just wants him to do all the work on his computer and then send it to her on facebook.
Author:  Darkie [ Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:56 pm ]
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Yea exactly. She tested your frame and you gave in. Shouldve kept your foot down and let her know its sex or nothing. But then that wouldve been kind of needy. What i would have done was play like she alredy agreed to it. Tell her come over and get the image because your not being paid to deliver it. Then end it with a PS wear a lace thong. If she complies and comes over. Check to see if she is accomadating your request, and keep the sexual tension high. If she comes over and asks where the image is, tell her she has to pay first. And dont do the shit until she pays up! If she doesn't or tries to test you again, then show her the door. Or do my fav move, sit in the couch and turn on some cartoons :lol:
I am pretty sure doesn't even want to meet him. She just wants him to do all the work on his computer and then send it to her on facebook.
Indeed. So far in the friend zone. I had a similar situation. Only difference i used smash it back in HS. Now she want to act like im her emotional tampon. Sad to say i had to cut her off tisk tisk
Author:  twoontarmac [ Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:18 am ]
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Yea exactly. She tested your frame and you gave in. Shouldve kept your foot down and let her know its sex or nothing. But then that wouldve been kind of needy. What i would have done was play like she alredy agreed to it. Tell her come over and get the image because your not being paid to deliver it. Then end it with a PS wear a lace thong. If she complies and comes over. Check to see if she is accomadating your request, and keep the sexual tension high. If she comes over and asks where the image is, tell her she has to pay first. And dont do the shit until she pays up! If she doesn't or tries to test you again, then show her the door. Or do my fav move, sit in the couch and turn on some cartoons :lol:
I am pretty sure doesn't even want to meet him. She just wants him to do all the work on his computer and then send it to her on facebook.
I am pretty sure this is a cheesy ass scene from a movie and not realistic. It's no big deal. I'll email it to her. I'm gonna be the better person and send it because it's not such a huge favor and task for me to do. If she decided not to talk to me again and/or go out, so be it.
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