Wud up y’all? So, I’ve been with this girl for 3 months. Right from the beginning we agreed to be open or poly or whatever. She’s bi but has only had sex with one girl. (on a side note, Daniel Ross is a genius. It's totally working) Next, this girl and I are going to do some swinging and probably build a poly family. I’d love some mature and useful criticism of the profile I drafted. No little child squabbling- rude-non productive comments please. Let’s all be adults for a change. But I do want to be told I’m wrong if I am so give it to me straight doc.
By the way, profiles for swinging couples are supposedly run by the husband or boyfriend most of the time, then he shows his girl the couples he found, later. It’s seems to me that this makes it a little different than a normal dating site profile where I have to deal with female psychology rather than a dude who’s willing to swap his woman. The little bit of advice other swingers have given me is that the best couples are seeking a couple who sounds like they’d be loads of fun to kick it with. The non sexual aspect is primary, so says other swingers. I wouldn’t know. I’m new at this. Anyway, that’s the reason at the bottom of the second paragraph, I have all the examples of stuff the 4 of us would do, if we swapped regularly and became friends or polyed up.
Plus, any advice on pics is welcome. I’m going to get her tanned up in the sunshine first, and take some photos while we’re out at a pub and at parties. Maybe a pic were us two and other people are all laughing loudly. And if you've ever gone this route let me know your favorite websites for this stuff.
Also on a side note, if you ever get a girl who wants to have a long term open relationship or go poly, but she’s never done that before, have her read “Opening Up” by Tristin what’s her face. She’s smart. My girl and I read it. I totally recommend it for first timmers.
So here we go:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. The search is over, you just found the coolest couple on the whole damn website
Or at least the couple who is the most sassy with an excellent banter dynamic. She’s into guys and girls, he’s straight. And as a matter of fact, our intention here is to slowly but surely find couples we can have a long term thing with. Hang out together as often as good friends do, and with that, some sugar and spice. Camping trips, nice dinners, flirting in a hot tub, museums, Cedar Point, making out in a sweaty sauna, bon fires, live comedy shows, hiking trails (don’t forget the sex blanket) skinny dipping, road trips, margaritas on the beach, insightful movies followed by playful debates over what art is and what it isn’t. With the right couple a poly family is on the table, but we understand that’s not everyone’s cup of tea. Good old fashion swinging is great fun too.
We’re both the somewhat grounded or down to earth intellectual types, mixed with compassion or altruism or whatever you’d like to call it. Beauty is truth and truth is beauty. Just like Mozart said, the greatest music comes from “love, love, love.” Couples who don’t develop their brain cells and emotional insights wouldn’t resonate with us. And it should be said straight forwardly: lack of confidence might be just about the biggest turn off/ deal breaker. However, we apparently also have a knack for killing brain cells. She’s an expert on wines. He used to be a bartender. Get ready for some heavy buzzed tom foolery and half drunk adventures. One summer haze of sangria night, he had her 85% talked into sex with the door open at a party, but we didn’t want to piss off the land lord, who was present.
Her:
Pretty darn funny. Gets you laughing loud and often. Background in classical literature with some philosophy. Social butterfly and great listening skills. Kicks ass in the kitchen. Should have been a writer. Ended up making good money selling wines. Has a pricey bicycle and loves it to death.
Him:
Well rounded well read. Rejects conventional & popular assumptions, holds his ground but doesn’t think he knows everything. Radiates confidence. Cheeky. Plugged into international networks whom are literally changing the world. Knows exactly how to saw Wall Street’s legs off. Nice body, knows how to dress.