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you could fake a phone call, step outside, and let the breeze do its job.
i think thats your best bet..i did it, worked fine..continued onto the night..makes you seem like a busy guy too 
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| Author: | kbell [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:53 am ] |
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So how do you handle farting when sarging or on a date? Sometimes holding it isn't an option, since it cam cause severe pain. Could it be used as a purposeful DLV to get you into a set that has been hit on a lot, (if stinky I think not)? I assume you lose social points if you start laughing at it. I remember this one kid from high school talking about how he had sex, and after wards farted on the girls head, since he was really relaxed. That left an awful image in my head, but it got me thinking about fart control. |
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| Author: | mkprateek [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:07 am ] |
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I dont know what to say.... Use toilet before going on a date.... that might work. or control it until it moves out like gas..... slowly and without making noise.... LOL.... this is the best post I ever saw here. |
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| Author: | Medic [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:18 am ] |
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Gas-X, use it, love it. Available at your local CVS, Walgreens, or Duane Reade. |
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| Author: | kbell [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:22 am ] |
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Sweet! Is that like Beano, and does it affect your breath? |
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| Author: | leftytheking [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:45 am ] |
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You could just excuse yourself to the bathroom, and let loose in there. Or, you could fake a phone call, step outside, and let the breeze do its job. Or maybe... invent a DHV routine involving you lighting your gas with a Zippo... That would be an interesting Day Game move... (J/K, J/K) |
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| Author: | mOlis_pir3s [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:53 am ] |
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Quote: you could fake a phone call, step outside, and let the breeze do its job.
i think thats your best bet..i did it, worked fine..continued onto the night..makes you seem like a busy guy too
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| Author: | kbell [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:58 am ] |
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What's really hilarious about fart lighting is that there is SOOOOO many youtube videos of young attractive women doing this, somewhat stupid, yet must watch stunt. Must be a college thing. The risk is though you light your balls on fire, which isn't probably going to help things. I do like the phone suggestion. Now say the situation is reversed, should you give the girl a gas-x tablet? Or just fall out of the seat? than start laughing? |
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| Author: | Medic [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:16 am ] |
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I've never tried Bean-o, but I think it's the same stuff, basically. No, GasX has never effected my breath. |
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| Author: | Vinchenzo [ Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:13 am ] |
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Jesus fucking christ, just fart and get it over with. Blame it on the dog, or your shoes, or the other guy (or girl). Or grandma or grandpa. Or turn it into a joke and ask if she ever seen those barking spiders... or the invisible skunk Or just tell her, "Baby, that came from my soul." |
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| Author: | JasonDursing [ Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:40 am ] |
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Lol. Hmmm, depends on the chick. Was on a date, she burped, and I said EWW, thats grose, then farted xD...that didnt go down well rofl xD. If shes fun then yeh do it as a joke, i think i pushed the limit coz i farted about 5 times, and once we were on a bench and i farted and she was like AHHH, WAT THE FUCK THAT WAS GROSE, I FELT THE BENCH VIABRATE. I was like xD 
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| Author: | RockyD [ Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:51 am ] |
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Farts are total turn-offs mate but what i would do is cough or something when you do it. then say " whats that smell, is it you?" "no" "jesus, (give her a bad look) " bit of a neg to cover it up 
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| Author: | StreetLight [ Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:52 pm ] |
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LOOOOOOL ! ! ! ! !   Quote: Quote: you could fake a phone call, step outside, and let the breeze do its job.
i think thats your best bet..i did it, worked fine..continued onto the night..makes you seem like a busy guy too Quote: "Baby, that came from my soul."
Quote: WAT THE FUCK THAT WAS GROSE, I FELT THE BENCH VIABRATE. I was like xD
LOOOLthis is one of the FUNNIEST topics !!! |
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| Author: | Female*Artist [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:58 pm ] |
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Right, well sort out your digestion first. I think peppermint tea should sort it out. If you drink a lot on the night then you are going to fart more becuase you swallow a certain amount of air as you gulp. Lay off the protein powers too if you taken them. |
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| Author: | Vinchenzo [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:16 pm ] |
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Female_Artist Wrote, Quote: Right, well sort out your digestion first. I think peppermint tea should sort it out. If you drink a lot on the night then you are going to fart more becuase you swallow a certain amount of air as you gulp. Lay off the protein powers too if you taken them.
BTW, you mean protein powders. Protein powers are something I can show you when we are alone.Alright (says in a lisp), I'll have some pepperiment tea then (even gayer lisp), pop in a few Beano and then make sure I eat a fruit salad. I'm ready for our date Suzy! YAY no more farties for me girlfriend! Come on now with the farts. If this tears a hole in your date (as well as your pants) or ruins your plans for a lay, then I'd think the girl is too shallow or just spoiled. People fart, people shit, and then you die. |
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| Author: | Brah [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Farting |
Quote: So how do you handle farting when sarging or on a date? Sometimes holding it isn't an option, since it cam cause severe pain. Could it be used as a purposeful DLV to get you into a set that has been hit on a lot, (if stinky I think not)? I assume you lose social points if you start laughing at it.
I think you need to get your social skills in order. I remember this one kid from high school talking about how he had sex, and after wards farted on the girls head, since he was really relaxed. That left an awful image in my head, but it got me thinking about fart control. Hold it in. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. Go to buy a drink and fart there. Move 10 ft away and fart. Just let it lose and ignore it and act like it didn't happen. Shrug and blame it on the guy next to you. The idea of using the fart as a tool or some kind of purposeful DLV is just retarded. You don't fart on a girl's head during/after sex, no matter how relaxed you are. Ever. |
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