So here's the thing. There's this HB8 that I've laid my eyes on back in high school and I decided to give it a shot to see how we were sitting. The brackets are placeholders for what I found pretty much useless detail and a couple explanations regarding the context of what I said. The conversation went like this(approximate translation):
Me:Congratulations!
HB:Thank you! What for?
Me:I was looking for someone to chat with and your name popped out!
HB:Oh, cool
)HB:Where are you? In (my hometown)
Me:Yeah, but tonight I'm raiding(her current town) to gather out all the girls from the night clubs for a party. Will I pick you up as well?
HB: I'm in town. Will you go back home later tonight?
Me: Yeah, why?
HB: Will you give me a ride home? I wanted to take the morning bus but didn't wake up in time
)Me:Under one condition.
HB: Which condition?
Me:Tonight you sleep in (my hometown) because we have a different route and we can't afford to go all the way around just to drop you off
HB:
)HB: Where the hell am I supposed to sleep?
Me: Until September I don't think I'm returning to (current town). You could sleep at a friend, a former classmate. If you want I can let you sleep on our couch, unless you're like the princess with the bean.
HB:
) What do you mean? Let's forget it.Me: I saw you've been going clubbing a lot. Looking for trouble are we?
HB:
)))) Well, what should I do in holidays?Me:Umm, stu...owait, you aren't in medical school(I am). You are at that university that I have no idea in hell what it's all about(management)
HB: Yeah, me neither.
Me: For instance, if you would become my boss, you would never get me to listen to you.
HB: *huge ass smiley face that cries of laughter*
HB: Mind if you take my baggage and I'll pick it up after a couple of days?
*some basic chatter about details about the bags*
HB: Could you come at my home and pick it up? It's heavy.
Me: Can't, we're on a tight schedule and we can't afford to lose much time.
HB: Then can we meet at *time* at *location*?
Me: Oh, these clubs are a temptation, aren't they
) Sure, we can meet up, but you didn't give me your phone number.HB: *number*
Me: Oh snap, I forgot to charge my pre-paid card. Call me so I can be sure I have the right number.
HB: I can't reach you.
Me: Text me then.
HB: Nevermind, forget I asked you to pick them up for me, I'll come with them myself.
*a couple more replies then we ended*
Now here's the thing, I'm pretty sure I failed one of her shit tests there(the one where she asks where is she supposed to sleep, I'm pretty sure I should've answered something that hinted towards my bed, but in my defense I was traveling with my father and 10 y/o brother with whom I live for the duration of the summer, so that was pretty much out of the question), what I don't know is if I could've played the second one(picking up her baggage) better/in a different manner. From what I see, the moment she saw that I required a little effort to get to be her helper, she dropped everything.