You only get one dick. Don't fuck it up by putting it somewhere dirty.

There's no way every single female where you live is a meth addict.

Look harder. That's silly.

If you're determined than my advice would be to pick the hottest, least addicted, and least likely to cause meth drama in the future.

Sidenote: meth isn't attractive because of the high level of dangerous/sketchy/high drama shit that typically comes with the scene. IMO, there's a reason people are supposed to sleep.

Another solution could be to plan to celebrate your 21st in a different part of the city. PLay the "its my b-day and im looking to have some fun" card in a club there.

Happy Birthday dude

WTF just rent a hotel room and go out in Denver dude, seriously.

Or just get the bus/train to Denver, stay out all night then just get the first bus/train back in the morning if you don't get laid. Or drive.

You're an American, you can live anywhere you want. Move to another state ASAP.

I love when people say this and assume I must be rich or something. I'm flat fucking broke dude.

If you can't even afford a train ticket / bus fare and money for the cheapest motel in Denver, your priority should be getting money, not picking up women. You don't need to be rich to get a bus and stay in a shitty motel.

If you're not prepared to make the money you need to improve your situation, you don't deserve any better than meth girls.