Hey guys posting this more for y'all to get a laugh out of, but would like to know what you guys would have done or said.
Background info: buddy I was with posted on my fb about getting jumped on friday night. Then about 3am my phone goes off and wakes me up its a fb msg from this girl here's the convo.
Her: seriously someone attempted to rob you?? Where were you??
Me: I was in blank city this guy came up told me to give him my wallet I said no then another guy came at me. So on so forth
Her: holy shit!! That's why I like my small town!! Sometimes blank city even scares me!!
Me: ya blank city is nice if you're in the right part then I tell a dhv story about rescuing a girl from a dirtbag.
Her: WOW I need to hire you to be my bodyguard
hey I wanted to ask you something.Me: now I'm thinking she's gonna ask me if I'm seeing anyone. What's that?
Her: you have a friend that said I drugged them who's that?
Me: I have no idea. When did this happen?
Her: the night I ran into you. I heard you talking about it to someone figured you wouldn't lie about it.
Me: I have no clue. Are you sure it was me?
Her: ya we were joking about it that night and you were talking to so and so about it. I've been hearing a lot of things and I don't like it.
Her: do you know how much I miss sports?? I used to be on the fucking allstar team for basketball now I can't play because of an injury from basketball!!!
Me: well I don't know that group other than to see them at the bar. What were we saying? Drugging people isn't really a joking matter.
Her: it isn't and in my eyes it was so and so that said it, but he shouldn't say anything bad about me for a number of reasons. Some people should think about who that person might know before they say shit. I get into a lot of fucked up shit for a lot of fucked up reasons, but I still have 1 person I can turn to when I'm in trouble trouble with that is I'll only go there when someone needs to be scared. Clubs aren't my thing.
At this point I got my sense about me and was like why the fuck am I wasting my valuable time on this shit?! She msg'd me at 3am I answered WTF is wrong with me?! Then she says that shit I'm like fuck this girl is a straight up nutcase!! We went from a good catch up convo to that shit that I have no clue WTF she is talking about. block and delete.
Anyway just thought I'd post that so y'all can get a laugh out of it. Its taken care of now she can't contact me anymore, but as always any input is appreciated! ( I know don't answer your phone at 3am and stay away from crazy bitches lol.)