Late last night I get a text from the hottest girl I've ever been with (8.5). She lives in another city, and said she was getting an itch to visit my city and straight up asked if I would be around at the end of the month because she wanted to watch movies, eat donuts, and drink a specific kind of beer. The significance of this? The first time we did the exact same thing we ended up fucking.

I ended up falling asleep mid-conversation, so this morning I answered her last message. She responds, and then goes "Ugh, I was so drunk last night". I ended up teasing her a bit about being drunk on a national holiday, and she said she needs an intervention (HOPEFULLY joking, of course). I kind of left it at that because I had no clue if she meant what she said last night about coming to my place and "watching movies". Should I ask her about it? Let it go and see if she brings it up again? Or maybe do some reverse psychology and act like I don't want her visiting?

ASD! Drunk default excuse #101. "Drunk girl Miranda rights"

-I have the right to remain silent when questioned.
-Anything I said or did while intoxicated may not be used against me.
- I have the right to consult my girlfriends before speaking to you and or have a girlfriend present during questioning now or in the future.
-If I cannot afford a girlfriend, one will be appointed to me before any questioning, if I wish.
-If I decide to answer any questions now, I will still have the right to stop answering at any time until I feel like answering.
-Knowing and understanding the rules as I have explained them to you, are you willing to ask questions that will not make me look slutty in the eyes of my friends?

I would completely bust her balls on this my friend.

Accuse her of using alcohol as her truth serum.
Accuse her of trying to use you as a "Boy Toy".
Imply that she is aggressively/sexually seeking you. (playfully).

She won't be able to stop herself from humping the shit out of you!