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Author:  Paramount21 [ Thu May 16, 2013 12:52 am ]
Post subject:  Your most wild/bizarre situation relating to pickup
Now these can be situations that either led to you getting slapped, scoring, having sex, getting in major trouble, getting beat up, etc. Basically something that happened to you in pickup that you will not forget.

Mines happened about a few days ago. I was back in my old town visiting my parents and last year I met our new neighbor who I will tell you about later on.

Back to the story.

I was visiting my parents and one afternoon they are gone out shopping. Now I was sitting in my bedroom all tired and kind of exhausted, no idea on what to do. So I look out my window (we live in the suburbs) and see that my neighbor's window is pretty much clear (no blinds or anything). Well, there I see her undressing. This cute looking blonde from California who came to med school down south. She told me a year back how compared to California it is a very cheap place and that she can get herself a nice place down here for half the price that she could in Southern Cal. We did kind of hit it off, she is about 4 years old than me but then I had to transfer and move out of the town.

So I am thinking to myself on one hand man if she catches me I am fucked but on the other hand I was on the no fap (hadn't fapped for more than a month) and my dick was getting rock hard, literally rock hard, I mean it had not been this hard for months. Forgot to realize that this was real life and not a porno, well, she saw me and we made awkward eye contact. She looked at me and smiled, I was a bit confused. She put a shirt on, opened her window, and signaled me to come over as she smiled.

I decided to go over and notice that she is on the stairs with a shirt on and panties. Signals me to come up stairs, I decided to go upstairs and she got touchy with me. We hugged, then kissed, then made out, and then took our clothes off and had sex.

Must have been at it for about 20 minutes (seemed like it to me, who knows, definitely more than 10 minutes though) and then after sex we were lying down, her on top of me (she knew how to ride!). Somehow I loved the fact that she did not have much hair on her body and she didn't mind the fact that I was kinda hairy. Just looked each other in the eyes and talked for a bit but then I kinda looked over and saw that a car had pulled into our driveway, it was my parents.

OH FUCK! I told her my parents were home and I had to run out, she just kind of laughed and told me to go.

I forgot that I had left the door unlocked so I put my clothes back on as fast as I could. Ran to my house and my parents were all worried, wondering what the hell happened and where the hell I went. Well, I could have sworn my dad saw me running out of the girl's house but I was ready to come up with an explanation.

My parents were asking me what happened, why did I leave the house unlocked, where I was, and we got into a small argument. Mom said "You know we worry about you, I had to live with you being on your own for months, what the hell were you doing!?". Told her "Mom, I was busy just walking outside, I mean I needed the sun and I was just dying inside, plus I had a good view of the house!". Well, the argument passed itself.

Later on my dad told me "saw you running out of the house, how was she?". I smiled and my dad smiled back.

Few hours later there was a person at our door and my mom told me it was for me. It was the girl I had ended up getting with and she whispered in my ear "I don't think I should give you this in front of your mom". So we went a bit inside and she gave me my boxers which I had left at her house. Smiled at me and then walked out.

WHEW!
Author:  zmbcm1 [ Thu May 16, 2013 5:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Your most wild/bizarre situation relating to pickup
This post is in the wrong section. In principle this should be in "field reports", but in reality you should be submitting it to a creative writing site.
Author:  N1ck9141 [ Thu May 16, 2013 9:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Your most wild/bizarre situation relating to pickup
WRONG SECTION FOR THIS REALLY BUT: THE STORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER PICK UP !!! No lies its funny as

My Weirdest field report, was the very first HB10 i ever got, i was only 16 at the time looked older went clubbing, im about 6 foot tall brown hair and about 300 pounds in weight at the time only recently got into the game for about 6 months so i was dressed well and smiling and that went out with friends my round so went to the bar it was a corner bar that kinda curled so u could see people across the way etc ...

was ordering a drink and got sight of this girl STUNNING!!!! and with a friend as equally as good HB9-10 on looks alone they both where, and she had about 5 guys behind her all looking trying to make conversation...we locked eyes for a moment and her face changed to a sorter pissed off look and she put her arms up kinda saying "WHAT THE FUCK U LOOKING AT" ....

and without thinking i put my middle finger straight up at her with a look of "YOUR NOT ALL THAT BITCH FUCK OFF!"...and SHE BURST OUT LAUGHING and smiled back at me i waved to say come here and she walked around the bar introduced herself putting out a hand for me to shake, i leant back on the bar ignored the hand and said "whats with the look get all dressed up cant take you out your to rude to people" and big grin...

she giggled saying "im not really like that normally im a training to be a nurse my beside manner is very good ;) " i smiled and yea got talking a little more, we spoke for a total of about 15 minutes and she asked to kiss me I WAS IN SHOCK!!! and after we stopped kissing i took hold of her hand and said "want to get out of her for a few hours" ...she said yes told her friend she would be back later and we went back to mine 10 minute walk away and had sex twice then actually got dressed and went back to the bar together lol... she gave me her number and actually said "thank you for treating me like a normal person its a rare thing for a guy to do :) " she went back to her friends with a kiss goodbye that i no other girls saw SOCIAL VALUE SPIKE!!!, we dated a little while but she moved miles away for work and we lost touch after that... but yea there u got the middle finger pick up lmao :P
Author:  Paramount21 [ Thu May 16, 2013 4:52 pm ]
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This post is in the wrong section. In principle this should be in "field reports", but in reality you should be submitting it to a creative writing site.
you are on the wrong forum, in reality you should be on a forum for blowup doll lovers
Author:  zmbcm1 [ Thu May 16, 2013 5:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Your most wild/bizarre situation relating to pickup
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This post is in the wrong section. In principle this should be in "field reports", but in reality you should be submitting it to a creative writing site.
you are on the wrong forum, in reality you should be on a forum for blowup doll lovers
Blowup dolls are for chumps. I only use Realdolls. They're pricy but for a high roller like me, totally worth it.

And since we're on the subject of stories. This one time, I was sitting in my parents basement horny like a wasp, and my realdoll babe Bernadette stared at me with her luscious eyes. Well, long story short, we got it on, and it was a passionate experience like no other. No real woman could hope to ever mean so much to me. As I was walking upstairs in my lovestained boxers for more hot pockets, my mom looked at me and shook her head embarrassed for my excessive masculinity and my skills at seducing beautiful women. I nodded, and smiled, and enjoyed the rest of the evening watching "the notebook" with my girl.
Author:  Paramount21 [ Thu May 16, 2013 10:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Your most wild/bizarre situation relating to pickup
real dolls

I am no feminist or white knight but at least refer to them as women you fucking try hard
Author:  zmbcm1 [ Thu May 16, 2013 10:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Your most wild/bizarre situation relating to pickup
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real dolls

I am no feminist or white knight but at least refer to them as women you fucking try hard
You are a tool of unfathomable proportions.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll

Get your Aspergers diagnosis already. Its obvious enough over the internet.
The fact that you accuse people trying to help you of being trolls (but not before verbally abusing anyone who takes any odds with your handsome self), and then when they actually do troll you blatantly and obviously, you don't get it, means you're missing some critical circuits up in that handsome head of yours.

PS. your story is unspeakably creepy, and awkward, and DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS SECTION. Oh, and my untrained eye tells me it's fake. If a word of what you wrote is real, then I'm Alexander the Great.

PPS. Throw away that handsome diploma of yours. Your reading comprehension is that of a flea. Read what I wrote carefully and notice the VERY OBVIOUS indicators that even if you had NO IDEA what a Realdoll is, you should have been able to conclude that its NOT A WOMAN.
Author:  Paramount21 [ Thu May 16, 2013 10:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Your most wild/bizarre situation relating to pickup
the fact that you put so much energy in spamming all of my threads with your nonsense tells me you have no success with women let alone any real life friends

I have no time for this online drama, either contribute to threads or get out. Seriously, we all have lives, we know you don't, I am not on here all day. Find a life, find some friends (gotta start somewhere), and get out of this forum. You have nothing useful to add to it.
Author:  Paramount21 [ Thu May 16, 2013 10:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Your most wild/bizarre situation relating to pickup
Yet, you might be on to something. Due to my eagerness in just telling this story and getting it out there, I decided to leave out some details because then it would have been longer than usual. Did it happen EXACTLY like I described? No, it involved more details, which I did not bother to put in because my main point was: "I got laid by peeking out the window!".
Author:  zmbcm1 [ Thu May 16, 2013 11:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Your most wild/bizarre situation relating to pickup
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the fact that you put so much energy in spamming all of my threads with your nonsense tells me you have no success with women let alone any real life friends

I have no time for this online drama, either contribute to threads or get out. Seriously, we all have lives, we know you don't, I am not on here all day. Find a life, find some friends (gotta start somewhere), and get out of this forum. You have nothing useful to add to it.
Sure thing, handsome.
Author:  Paramount21 [ Fri May 17, 2013 2:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Your most wild/bizarre situation relating to pickup
alright beautiful!
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