Right, so went on date today with girl met off pof yesterday (played the asshole with constant sex references whilst texting her) for example:
ME: knock knock
HER: Who's there
ME: The guy who just got your number, jheeze how many guys do you go through a day?!
HER: I'm a maneater, can't you tell?
ME: Nope, rather thought I'd have to get to at least the 3rd date before getting into your pants.
HER: I'm only joking, I'm a lady
ME: You are the 3rd date type then eh lol?
ME: (quickly followed by SLIPKNOT's technique) I won't judge you for being sexual, its natural
HER: depends on the date
ME: Why wait to find out, pub and then yours or mine?
HER: when were you thinking?
ME: I apologise in advance
HER: why?
ME: Because you won't have the time for work when you'll be screaming my name out loud
HER: you certainly talk the talk don't you
ME: You're fucking pretty, I know I want you, so speak my mind, shoot me
HER: I don't wanna shoot you
ME: What would you rather?
HER: That would be telling now wouldn't it
The texts had confirmed to me that she is a confident and sexually active woman who knows what she wants, however...
When I met her at the local bar the following day (today), she seemed very anxious, biting her nails, scratching her fingers. Conversation was mostly one way (she seemed too shy to speak out loud). I pointed it out to her and she told me she easily gets anxious so I tried kino by holding her hand in mine and telling her to stare at me for 5 seconds and see if it makes a difference.
For the next hour, I got fed up with her shyness, which almost felt like disinterest, so I laughingly asked her if I am what she expected me to be, to which she replied 'Yes and No. Yes because you seem very chatty and confident and no because... I dunno'. It took her a while to say that because of her nervous stuttering and annoyingly quiet voice, along with the constant finger scratching.
She said she would be leaving in an hour and a half to go see her friend, whom she had been texting whilst sitting with me, in fact, even in the middle of a conversation she'd be on the phone.
Went to drop her off at the bus stop 10 minutes earlier than she was meant to leave, stood there like a plonker thinking maybe I could try kino escalation to drive her into a k-close, but she awkwardly tip toed which I then mocked by shadowing her. I pulled her to the side and told her that I don't know how the date went but would like to see her again to which she replied 'maybe'. So kissed her on the cheek and left....
NOW, I do not have oneitis, neither am I stupid enough to think the date was a success, was a complete flop. The deal is, I'm back home for the summer from uni and she is literally a 5 minute walk from my house, I just want to accept the impossible challenge and fuck her so I have another fuck buddy. Dear Diedre, please help.