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| Author: | Asscheekjustice [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | How alpha is copping a working woman bump on the discount? |
I was a working man scouring for a clock to punch last night brothers. Last call ended, girlies weren't digging my chaos dice on this particular night. Pounded my JägerMonster then left as the bar closed. Cute bittie outside looked like she was waiting for something. Hocked my game loogie hard. She dug on it. Took her to Mel's. Went HAM on a pastrami sandwich, extra pickpicks obvi. Eventually went back to my 5th floor (out of 7th - do you even elevator, jelly bros?) apt. Shit gets real. She says let's talk business. I thought she meant where she wanted me to load blow. She meant cash my dudes. She says $100/hr. I'm like baby you know you want this as bad as I do. She goes... yeah I like you. Okay, $75 for the hour. My dick n' swag is basically an auto-25% discount. Any questions? |
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| Author: | Dirk D [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How alpha is copping a working woman bump on the discoun |
Did you get her deets, bro? |
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| Author: | MDeezy [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How alpha is copping a working woman bump on the discoun |
Damn, you paid for that? Come on man, that's not what PUA is all about! But really, one time -- I was new back then so check it out -- I paid 22 dollars to hit it. 20 for the hit and 2 bucks for dinner. Dollar menu is god's gift, bro. Swear to god. |
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| Author: | Asscheekjustice [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How alpha is copping a working woman bump on the discoun |
Quote: Did you get her deets, bro?
Yeah bro. Non-work cell # FTW.Waiting that Swingers-mandatory 3 days before hitting her up. |
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| Author: | Always Sarging [ Sat Apr 13, 2013 2:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How alpha is copping a working woman bump on the discoun |
Quote: Quote: Did you get her deets, bro?
Yeah bro. Non-work cell # FTW.Waiting that Swingers-mandatory 3 days before hitting her up. You need to take advantage of her lifestyle choices, just like she took advantage of yours. You need to use the cell # she gave you. She's a hooker so she probably gets checked on the reg. That bug man, that bug. You call her up from a different number (not your number obvs) and pretend to be a doctor. You tell her that based on her last check up, she fortunately doesn't have the HIV. She does have, however, a rare yet curable disease which can be treated via the administration of a particular serum. This serum can be given two ways - one way is a series of very expensive shots not covered by any usual insurance companies (plus she's a hooker so no bluecross/blueshield on that shit, THANKS OBAMA), or she can get it from an anonymous donor who has already had the SPAM. The serum from the donor is administered, however, by sex. You schedule her for an appointment at her place and say you'll send the donor by. Then, you show up - BOOM, WHAT, YOU'RE THE DONOR? Yup, and guess what? That'll be $75 for the sex and the cure. Dominance. Fucking. Asserted. I was BORN and BRED and SARGING and POUNDING |
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