Conversation started January 26
9:38am
Vaibhav Thakur

Hey mommy, I found you Facebook!! Yayyy! Your son has returned. .
10:04am
Hiba Aj

Um who are you :S
10:12am
Vaibhav Thakur

How mean, don't say you forgot your own blood
10:17am
Hiba Aj

Umm I really don't remember Im sorry
I checked your pictures too but it didnt help and we dont have an inbox thread either
10:19am
Vaibhav Thakur

Yeah obviously mom. You left me at the hills when I was young. And you didn't leave me with your phone number or email I'd. All I had was your name mommmy
10:22am
Hiba Aj

See now you're just being scary. For the love of god, Ive never even had sex
10:26am
Vaibhav Thakur

Hahahahahahaha don't babies come from angels?
10:50am
Hiba Aj

Im no angel
10:52am
Vaibhav Thakur

No I mean, Angels put the babies in the stomach, my nursery teacher told me
11:14am
Hiba Aj

Sigh. Okay now, who are you? Trust me I have one hell of a memory, and I do not know any Vaibhav. Let alone Thakur.
January 26
2:27pm
Vaibhav Thakur

Okay, But beat that. I have a god gifted talent, namely, photogenic memory. I came to dps noida, a while back for a competition that happens yearly, I was with my friends ananya and zoya. I saw you, you were eating something I was surfing Facebook I recognized you.
January 27
12:15am
Hiba Aj

You happen to message people you find eating in their school canteens?
12:16am
Vaibhav Thakur

Noope, this is a special case
12:16am
Hiba Aj

Why's that?
12:17am
Vaibhav Thakur

The reason is confidential

12:18am
Hiba Aj

Okay, so be it. So should I consider this conversation over?
12:19am
Vaibhav Thakur

Why are you rushing towards conclusions always?

Answer then you might end
12:22am
Hiba Aj

I don't like to waste time on irrelevent things. Like talking to people who've seen me eat. Eating makes people look unattractive. I dont like to think of myself like that. Yes, that.
12:23am
Vaibhav Thakur

Well whom you like talking to strangers?
12:24am
Hiba Aj

Wtf does that mean? English only
12:24am
Vaibhav Thakur

Plus I didn't talk to you as I've seen you eating. I recollected it a little late

Well then, whom do you like talking to, strangers? *

(bad punitiond leads to this)

Punctuation *
12:27am
Hiba Aj

I talk to people who give me a reason to talk to them. You do nothing but confuse me
March 4
4:10pm
Vaibhav Thakur

ARE YOU DEAD YET?

confused creature
Friday
3:36pm
Vaibhav Thakur

DUDE!
Friday
11:06pm
Hiba Aj

What?
Saturday
5:47am
Vaibhav Thakur

I had to give you reason remember, I have thought of one.It'll change your life, ready for it ?
Saturday
8:55am
Hiba Aj

Umm surprise me.

The only purpose of talking to a girl online is to arrange to meet up. Nothing else.

If you've never met her before, keep messages short and straight to the point. If she's not interested in meeting up, you're wasting your time sending messages.

Go out, meet people in clubs or during the day, the quality of girls is much higher out in the real world than online.