I don't know how to make this any plainer than exactly what I did.

I went out as planned, to have a salad with a "friend" and get home early.

I told "Katy" at the bar I'd be back Sunday So she better serve me well, AND her friend 'kelly;" was going to join me, she says HI. Katy says OMG I gotta see this..... (Kelly has a bf).

Bla, Bla I go home as planed.

As I pull in I notice the MILF next-door has C over because I see her car. (MILF & C from hell, and another story)

I send this text to both at the same time.

"Why do women continue to buy men gifts? when the 2 best gifts are free, blow jobs, and silence!" (Why don't I think things through?)

Almost at the same time but a little difference I got back:

"Feel the same way about men"

Heywood: "True Story"

Girls: "Bla, Bla something"

10:30 Heywood: "Three-way then?, ....never to call you again!"

Girls: "We will be right over LOL"

1:00 am... My upper lip is sore as fuck..... I can't even feel my dick...scratches fucking everywhere. I hafta be someplace at 9...I think they went back to MILF's,....this place is tore up....I'm outta toilet paper.....fuck PUA.... buy that bitch a ring

lol you sound either drunk or extremely hung over when your wrote this.

GJDM