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its a new dhv story im thinking about using for a party tomorrow, ignore the grammar and english mistakes, kinda disregarded the grammar to keep the flow of words going

I love your ________ where did you steal it ?(neg target) Today is one of the best days of my life. (why). My bassist called me today and he said were almost getting signed, all we need is a couple more Demos and were out doing tours and recording an album. The only other day i had as good as this one was …..... well Have i told you about our last afterparty? no ? Well after the show we were at the back of the venue, and we didnt have anything planned, so i said. Hey, i got a couple hundred bucks in my pockets, get in the car, lets go. they didn’t even ask, they know when i say shit like that something good is coming. So we leave our manager there to spread the word and we leave. We go to the liquor store and get eight cases of beer, five bottles of vodka, and three bottles of bacardi 151. You know that 75.5% alcohol one that makes you throw up your liver. That bottle has a fire seal on the neck so it doesnt explode in contact with fire, but anyways when i got to my bassist house we saw the “small party” …........ 350 people , give it or take. Two of the strippers we hang out with, one hat was my ex by the way, no hating, came up with just a thong and no bra and took my jacket while the other gave me a bottle of jack daniels, then i said, jesus ladies, how about buying me dinner before getting me drunk.And they said, great set today, you deserve it. So i was like, man i love being in a band. They giggled and took me by the hand to the basement, when i got there, HOLY SHIT. where the couches were there were now two long ass tables with girls laying on it and doing body shots.and by the sides were two stripper poles. and , from somewhere, i have no fucking idea where, there were two giant freeze coolers ( the ones narnia sized ) filled with beer. The amount of alcohol there just destroyed what i had in my car, i ended up saving that for myself lol. so we start drinking. well at least my band members because sometimes i can have much more fun sober. So people started getting really wasted. They start jumping the bonfire and a guy falls into it. He catches on fire and starts running. My friend and i pick him up and throw him into the pool. We got worried man, i mean its one of the people that was enjoying my music and i care about my fans. We have a joke that the burn mark he got on his ass is the bands autograph. After all that shit, i was tired as fuck. People were passing out on the floor and shit, so i went to the master bedroom, and there was a topless groupie waiting for me playing xbox.I was really freaking tired man, but ….... im not gonna gonna go into details, but she kind of made it impossible for me to refuse. That really closed my night with a bang (literally). that was probably my best night after this one. So how do you guys all know each other ?

Author:	Allanrnelias [ Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:09 am ]
Post subject:	Rate my DHV story
its a new dhv story im thinking about using for a party tomorrow, ignore the grammar and english mistakes, kinda disregarded the grammar to keep the flow of words going I love your ________ where did you steal it ?(neg target) Today is one of the best days of my life. (why). My bassist called me today and he said were almost getting signed, all we need is a couple more Demos and were out doing tours and recording an album. The only other day i had as good as this one was …..... well Have i told you about our last afterparty? no ? Well after the show we were at the back of the venue, and we didnt have anything planned, so i said. Hey, i got a couple hundred bucks in my pockets, get in the car, lets go. they didn’t even ask, they know when i say shit like that something good is coming. So we leave our manager there to spread the word and we leave. We go to the liquor store and get eight cases of beer, five bottles of vodka, and three bottles of bacardi 151. You know that 75.5% alcohol one that makes you throw up your liver. That bottle has a fire seal on the neck so it doesnt explode in contact with fire, but anyways when i got to my bassist house we saw the “small party” …........ 350 people , give it or take. Two of the strippers we hang out with, one hat was my ex by the way, no hating, came up with just a thong and no bra and took my jacket while the other gave me a bottle of jack daniels, then i said, jesus ladies, how about buying me dinner before getting me drunk.And they said, great set today, you deserve it. So i was like, man i love being in a band. They giggled and took me by the hand to the basement, when i got there, HOLY SHIT. where the couches were there were now two long ass tables with girls laying on it and doing body shots.and by the sides were two stripper poles. and , from somewhere, i have no fucking idea where, there were two giant freeze coolers ( the ones narnia sized ) filled with beer. The amount of alcohol there just destroyed what i had in my car, i ended up saving that for myself lol. so we start drinking. well at least my band members because sometimes i can have much more fun sober. So people started getting really wasted. They start jumping the bonfire and a guy falls into it. He catches on fire and starts running. My friend and i pick him up and throw him into the pool. We got worried man, i mean its one of the people that was enjoying my music and i care about my fans. We have a joke that the burn mark he got on his ass is the bands autograph. After all that shit, i was tired as fuck. People were passing out on the floor and shit, so i went to the master bedroom, and there was a topless groupie waiting for me playing xbox.I was really freaking tired man, but ….... im not gonna gonna go into details, but she kind of made it impossible for me to refuse. That really closed my night with a bang (literally). that was probably my best night after this one. So how do you guys all know each other ?

Author:	frogdude [ Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:29 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Rate my DHV story
That sounds terrible. It's just you bragging. All your story says is i drink tons of alcohol, i like strippers and i banged a strange girl i found on my bed.

Author:	CanuckEH [ Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:06 am ]
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First off, lose all the swearing. Second, if your life is so boring that you need to create fake DHV stories, change it. If it's real, don't use it. It's pretty lame and impressing noone.

Author:	Don Horneone [ Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:39 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Rate my DHV story
Quote: its a new dhv story im thinking about using for a party tomorrow, ignore the grammar and english mistakes, kinda disregarded the grammar to keep the flow of words going I love your ________ where did you steal it ?(neg target) Today is one of the best days of my life. (why). My bassist called me today and he said were almost getting signed, all we need is a couple more Demos and were out doing tours and recording an album. The only other day i had as good as this one was …..... well Have i told you about our last afterparty? no ? Well after the show we were at the back of the venue, and we didnt have anything planned, so i said. Hey, i got a couple hundred bucks in my pockets, get in the car, lets go. they didn’t even ask, they know when i say shit like that something good is coming. So we leave our manager there to spread the word and we leave. We go to the liquor store and get eight cases of beer, five bottles of vodka, and three bottles of bacardi 151. You know that 75.5% alcohol one that makes you throw up your liver. That bottle has a fire seal on the neck so it doesnt explode in contact with fire, but anyways when i got to my bassist house we saw the “small party” …........ 350 people , give it or take. Two of the strippers we hang out with, one hat was my ex by the way, no hating, came up with just a thong and no bra and took my jacket while the other gave me a bottle of jack daniels, then i said, jesus ladies, how about buying me dinner before getting me drunk.And they said, great set today, you deserve it. So i was like, man i love being in a band. They giggled and took me by the hand to the basement, when i got there, HOLY SHIT. where the couches were there were now two long ass tables with girls laying on it and doing body shots.and by the sides were two stripper poles. and , from somewhere, i have no fucking idea where, there were two giant freeze coolers ( the ones narnia sized ) filled with beer. The amount of alcohol there just destroyed what i had in my car, i ended up saving that for myself lol. so we start drinking. well at least my band members because sometimes i can have much more fun sober. So people started getting really wasted. They start jumping the bonfire and a guy falls into it. He catches on fire and starts running. My friend and i pick him up and throw him into the pool. We got worried man, i mean its one of the people that was enjoying my music and i care about my fans. We have a joke that the burn mark he got on his ass is the bands autograph. After all that shit, i was tired as fuck. People were passing out on the floor and shit, so i went to the master bedroom, and there was a topless groupie waiting for me playing xbox.I was really freaking tired man, but ….... im not gonna gonna go into details, but she kind of made it impossible for me to refuse. That really closed my night with a bang (literally). that was probably my best night after this one. So how do you guys all know each other ? The purpose of a DHV story is to (indirectly) demonstrate desirable qualities about yourself. This isn't much about you. The bit I liked best was "sometimes I can have much more fun sober" because it was actually about you and shows that you're independent and don't just go with the crowd. A lot of what you said conveyed quite the opposite, that you get your security from your surroundings and from superficial pleasures. Don't expect any girl who isn't impressed by a guy being in a band per se to be impressed by this, because it's just a long drawn out version of that: "hey, I'm in a band and I have all the trappings that go with that!" And obviously don't specifically say that you got laid at the end of it as if that was the point of the story. Any sexual exploits should be incidental. Quote: they didn’t even ask, they know when i say shit like that something good is coming You've basically adapted that from Mystery's story about the guys who were stalking his girlfriend in the car, haven't you? If you're going to say something like that, maybe add a little more depth to it and convey the loyalty and trust you have for each other, rather than just throwing out an empty statement. Quote: then i said, jesus ladies, how about buying me dinner before getting me drunk I would suggest that quoting yourself saying PUA-type lines in a story will come across as try-hard. Quote: when i got to my bassist house we saw the “small party” …........ 350 people , give it or take And most importantly, if you're going to make claims like that you'd better have something to back them up with or the girl will eat you alive

Author:	Malcolm Thomas [ Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:48 pm ]
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You don't need any DHV stories to get girls. Focus on getting the girls to do the talking and story telling instead and get them investing in you.

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Author:	BITmixit [ Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:15 am ]
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Quote: You don't need any DHV stories to get girls. Focus on getting the girls to do the talking and story telling instead and get them investing in you. This. A girl will know your "hot stuff" because other people will DHV you without even meaning to if you provide a good time for people. Tip: Don't always be "on the pull" when you go out and such. Party with your mates, provide fun times for girls and guys alike. I'll randomly grab my friends (girls) and dance with them by just grabbing their hands and doing little non slutty/sexy dances with them. They love it. Then when your at a party/club and a girl your chatting up asks your friends about you then you will get DHV'ed. I only tell DHV/interesting stories after I've fucked them because it makes them realise I have an interesting life and they want to be a party of it.

Author:	Versalis [ Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:34 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Rate my DHV story
This is not a DHV. Girls are not impressed by you hanging out with strippers. At all. Even if she believes you she'll think "He's interested in whores, I'm not a whore, fuck him for thinking I look like one". Anyway... if you want stories, you need to do a better job of character introduction, vivid scene description, emotion and dialog. This is just a flurry of facts. The specificity of the alcohol you bought is also very odd to me. I can't even figure out why you have that there. And the "We were worried. I care about my fans". Um, yeah... that is just weird in there and doesn't feel right at all.

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