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Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:20 pm ]
Post subject:  A Night at Heywood's ...seriously

So... all week HB7.5, soon to be HB8 since hitting the gym regularly via Heywood's advice (I made a comment about possible "BINGO arms LOL), has been wanting to "drop by with a Christmas gift" for me, I didn't get her SHIT.

Any way she came by with a bottle of rum and some scented candles.

Two drinks later we were banging in every room in the house til about 2am..... I know, I know mods, should be in lay report, right? Well I thought I would share the morning with all.

Getting ready to leave she says "OMFG I don't have a toothbrush SHIT!"

Me: You don't huh? just wait til you get home I'm sure you won't die!

Her: Gross Heywood, don't you have a new one you can loan me?

Me: Don't you mean one you may "HAVE"?

Her: Ha Ha very funny jackass, do you have an extra or not!?!

Me: Sure but it's my travel one and I've used it a couple times already. You can have that one.

Her: That's just nasty Heywood, I couldn't....(pout, pout).

Me: What's so nasty, didn't you just have MY dick in your mouth 20 minutes ago?

Her: Lol that's true, I guess then fine.

(Pause while she does the deed.)

She hands me back the toothbrush, I immediately throw it in the trash!

Her: Why the hell did you do that, aren't YOU going to use it again?

Me: HELL NO, didn't you just say you had someones dick in your MOUTH?!?!?

Her: ASSHOLE!

Gotta go she just text me, Happy Friday Bros.

Author:  Mr. Assertive [ Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A Night at Heywood's ...seriously

some shit I would do. Nice one bro. End the year strong!

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