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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A Night at Heywood's ...seriously |
So... all week HB7.5, soon to be HB8 since hitting the gym regularly via Heywood's advice (I made a comment about possible "BINGO arms LOL), has been wanting to "drop by with a Christmas gift" for me, I didn't get her SHIT. Any way she came by with a bottle of rum and some scented candles. Two drinks later we were banging in every room in the house til about 2am..... I know, I know mods, should be in lay report, right? Well I thought I would share the morning with all. Getting ready to leave she says "OMFG I don't have a toothbrush SHIT!" Me: You don't huh? just wait til you get home I'm sure you won't die! Her: Gross Heywood, don't you have a new one you can loan me? Me: Don't you mean one you may "HAVE"? Her: Ha Ha very funny jackass, do you have an extra or not!?! Me: Sure but it's my travel one and I've used it a couple times already. You can have that one. Her: That's just nasty Heywood, I couldn't....(pout, pout). Me: What's so nasty, didn't you just have MY dick in your mouth 20 minutes ago? Her: Lol that's true, I guess then fine. (Pause while she does the deed.) She hands me back the toothbrush, I immediately throw it in the trash! Her: Why the hell did you do that, aren't YOU going to use it again? Me: HELL NO, didn't you just say you had someones dick in your MOUTH?!?!? Her: ASSHOLE! Gotta go she just text me, Happy Friday Bros. |
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| Author: | Mr. Assertive [ Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A Night at Heywood's ...seriously |
some shit I would do. Nice one bro. End the year strong! |
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