So I was having a look around this fantastic website, which is everything I've ever wanted! Stones? Got them! (they only get you so far) What to say? Had no idea! So thanks to alot of people who I've gathered alot of valuable tips off today. I had no idea about opening, negging, push/pulling, qualifying etc... It truly has opened my eyes.
Thought I'd give some of the openers I'd seen around a shot.
(didnt your parents tell you not to poke strangers)
(did we meet last sat at ____ )
Had mixed results, before a chick came online that I've wanted to arrange a date with for ages. The following is my very first attempt to insert some push/pull, and negging in there.
I know I fucked up in a few spots, "? ing" for her approval but..well shit happens. She bought up orgasms and said no foreplay wouldn't be fun
Some background on the girl, Asian, 18, about 45-50kg, HB9 for me, porcelain skin, could be a jap model but she's really nerdy.
Myself I am 24, 175cm 80kg, bit of extra chub (BMI 25) but my stomach is flat and I have good muscle amount underneath the skin. 2 half sleeve and chest peice tatts, so It's not like I'm self conscious with my shirt off.
Here's the convo:
Me: Hey, i finally watched Rurouni Kenshin !
not a bad choice, quite impressed
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2 hours ago
Her:That's cool ^^
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2 hours ago
Me:you've got me hooked on the oldschool I think now
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2 hours ago
Her:Hahaha, old anime is pretty nostalgic
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2 hours ago
Me:=/ I didnt get to nostalgia
must be doin it wrong
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2 hours ago
Her:Probably because you never watched it before recently
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about an hour ago
Me:you know what, that could have something to do with it!
Did you go through school on a scholarship? Got brains!
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about an hour ago
Her:XD
I wish.
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about an hour ago
Me:I thought asians were born smart?
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about an hour ago
Her:Hahaha!
I guess I am? Though I don't really put it to good use
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about an hour ago
Me:hahaha, thats the aussie spirit!
you must learn fast!
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about an hour ago
Me:I thought the other asian stereotype was strict parents? You're up late for a school night dont tell me I've been being lied too all this time...
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about an hour ago
Her:INDEED
I am actually a fat, caucasian male who is horny for chats.
ASL PLZ
XD
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about an hour ago
Me:17/f/LA
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about an hour ago
Her:tits or gtfo
hurhurhur
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about an hour ago
Me:shit, backed into a corner
let me google some
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about an hour ago
Her: XD
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about an hour ago
Me:wait, how do you get horny for chats
thats a weird kink
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about an hour ago
Her:Maybe when someone says hello back to me, I orgasm
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about an hour ago
Me:oh yeah, the emotional reaction of a feeling of possibly being wanted releases all those positive endorphins
I read a story bout that the other day
At least you don't have to worry about foreplay
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about an hour ago
Her: Hahahaha!
How sad.
That would be pretty depressing.
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about an hour ago
Me:If i could orgasm off a word, I'd spend all day reading
ba doom tish?
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about an hour ago
Her: Hahahaha! Really? xD
That would be too easy though.
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about an hour ago
Me:Iguess you only get out of it what you put in
or you put in what you get out...hmm i sense a great sex pun here
have you had a chance to check out the anime at ****?
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about an hour ago
Her: No? What is it?
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about an hour ago
Me:
..*link*
about an hour ago
Her: Ooh!!
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about an hour ago
Me: tisk tisk, there are gaps in your impenetrable fortress of anime knowledge
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about an hour ago
Her: There is, though there is only two days left of it and I can't go ;A;
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about an hour ago
Me: how did you know I was going to ask you?!
magic
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about an hour ago
Her: I am Asian.
That's why.
@___@
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about an hour ago
Me: Oh, cos you get it alot?
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about an hour ago
Her:Not really
Speaking of Rurouni Kenshin, apparently a live-action movie has been made recently!
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about an hour ago
Me:really? Hmmm, must be something wrong with you then....I just made a close escape!
googling...googling...
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about an hour ago
Her: *link*
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Me: hmm sounds like it was 'surprisingly good'
won't be released here for a good while =/
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about an hour ago
Her: It looks like they did really well with casting!
Yeah, unfortunately.
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59 minutes ago
Me:
I have not heard of aany of the cast before
you?
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58 minutes ago
Her:
No, I don't take note of Japanese actors really.
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57 minutes ago
Me:
what actors do get your attention?
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57 minutes ago
Her:
The only actor I know of is Yamamoto Yusuke
and even then I've never seen him act
I just thought he was hot xD
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55 minutes ago
Me:huh? Yamamoto Yusuke?
I just searched him and it just came up with pictures of some asian girl
oh...wait...that is yamamoto
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55 minutes ago
Her:XD
*shrugs* I think he's cute.
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53 minutes ago
Me:to be fair, if I look at it objectively, you could call him cute
but cute is what you call a girl
therein lies the problem
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52 minutes ago
Her:Don't question my tastes XD
I like what I like!
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51 minutes ago
Me:
hahaha just make sure you get him some heavy boots to wear
the wind around here might blow him away
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50 minutes ago
Her:
Hey! That's not nice
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48 minutes ago
Me:
he doesnt need me to be nice, hes got a bunch of cute asian girls drooling after him !
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47 minutes ago
Her:
Hahaha!
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47 minutes ago
Me:
I'll have to see if Kristys interested in the REEL show
Not too big on lonering to the thing, but I can't invite any of my regular mates to an anime movie marathon o.o
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43 minutes ago
Her:because they don't hold the same interest I'm guessing?
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42 minutes ago
Me:
See, I told you you were smart!
Your anime interests were the reason I added Kristy, then you in the first place xD
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41 minutes ago
Her:
I thought so!
Do you know Kristy in person?
Or did you stumble upon her on Facebook?
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40 minutes ago
Me:nah invited her out to that **** that was recently but i never followed up and made firm plans
I think she said something along the lines of how thrilled her bf would be as well...
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38 minutes ago
Her:Sarcasm?
o.o
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38 minutes ago
Me:
yyyyeah i got that impression haha
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37 minutes ago
Her:
Ah, okay.
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37 minutes ago
Me:
her loss right? ;D (yes is the answer) (oops this is where I thought I asked her to qualify me, amirite?)
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36 minutes ago
Her:
xD
It's relative. But in your opinion, yes.
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35 minutes ago
Me:
intellectual burn
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35 minutes ago
Her:
Hahaha! But it is relative!
Depends on context.
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34 minutes ago
Me:
mmm? Do expand on that
Here's a shovel
you might need it
Had to crash at that point, so signed off with 'peace' like I usually do.
Anyway,
TL;DR
Pros:
She bought up orgasms
Seemed interested in what I had to say
Apparently doesn't get asked out alot??? (HB9 for me, 45kg asian with a C cup and 18yo but nerdy)
Cons:
I don't know anything about anime and had to research on the trot
Didn't really have any idea what I was doing
Accidentally asked her to qualify me (oops)
Think I got shut down when I did so, but would like someone with more expertise to confirm
Cheers for any feedback fellas, much appreciated!
LumberjackOK
