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Author:  genericname [ Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:51 am ]
Post subject:  Help me develop a joke
Hi I'm new here and my experience has purely been through online sarging, I've had had sex with three women so far in my life and I met all of them online...

This is a joke that I came up with but I'd like suggestions on how to make it more clear to the point:

Me: "Do you know what the finest thing you can do for a woman is? ;) "

Girl : "Nope"

Me: "It is to say no during the evening and give her a BIG surprise in the morning :)"

I haven't really gotten a greater quantity of responses using this as an opener, but to my surprise the girls who actually do respond are Hb7 and up...

Any suggestions?
Author:  Chinopants [ Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:53 am ]
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I don't get it? am I just a dumb blond?
Author:  genericname [ Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:55 am ]
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I don't get it? am I just a dumb blond?
See this is the issue with some... it refers to sex, when I write "to say no during the evening" it refers to the man declining sex, and then "give her a BIG surprise the morning after" is obviously about having sex with her...


Common, you guys cant be this slow! Gimme some suggestions on how to improve it...
Author:  Chinopants [ Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:49 pm ]
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That's what I thought but it just isent that funny. Sorry guy.

My best joke I will share. Its awful but is funny as hell.




"know why are my eyes always red after sex?"






"Pepper spray"
Author:  Gemo [ Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:05 pm ]
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Have you heard about the type of dogs that can jump higher than the average house?

Nope.

That is due to their long legs and due to the fact that the average house can't jump.
Author:  puaninja [ Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:13 pm ]
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I wrote a book on penguins.
In retrospect, paper would've been better....
Author:  Beast 45 [ Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:24 pm ]
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Do you want to hear a joke? Blonds! hahaha. This works for literally anything. Do you want to hear a joke? Irish sobriety ha! Women's rights, ha! I could go on.
Author:  stevejabba [ Sun Sep 23, 2012 5:08 pm ]
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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs and doesn't move?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
Author:  Tr@veler [ Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:38 pm ]
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If the woman can handle some jabbing at women.

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"Women's rights."

Gets a laugh with the guys, and a playful hit from the girls.
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