Okay, so first, my goals with this chick. I just want a lay. No one-itis or anything like that. She's just pretty much a hot chick I've been flirting with for a while and now that she's single I won't even have any concerns regarding the boyfriend. The thing is, she's not an easy one. There are only slight moments of weakness in her frame and it's very hard for me to break the ice. Pretty much what stops me from giving in and searching for another one(which I do btw, this one goes in the meantime) is that I find her really great studying material. And that's because this girl lives in the shit forest, in a shitty siege camp, with shit-o-pults and shit-o-chets, and don't forget the shit cannon that is raining a storm of shit-tests on anyone who dares to pick with her.
Here's our last few facebook conversations(note...when I met her, I had a gf, back then I didn't start with her, and after we broke up but she was still with her bf I wasn't too pushy, just slightly flirty, so it could be some time before I can actually put on a frame on the interaction that is sexual enough...also the first text could seem needy but I had my reasons for asking about that party I just can't put the whole story here because it's long and irrelevant. Just accept that I had good reasons...)
Me: Hey, what's up? So at last you managed to pull together that party, I've seen the pics.
Her:
Well. We were there with a few friends for five days. So there was this pretty kick-ass party, I broke up with my boyfriend and well, I am here. Pretty much this happened.Me: Yeah I know about the break-up. You don't seem so broken though
. Nice... you shouldn't anyway. I'm currently on the bus to Kapolcs, to the Valley of Arts(translation: getting drunk for a few days with Andrew)/I didn't want to stay on the break-up topic. Therapist is always a no-no/
Her: Oooo how good for you
I'm resting at home For example I baked some heavenly choco-vanilla muffin with blueberries.Me: Oh and you don't give me any? I'll remember that...
Her: Well how could I send it there?
Anyway... I'll cook some for the house-calling party 
Me: You don't have to send them, just bring them
Her: I'll cook some there
/And fuck you.../
Me: Okay, but I hope that they'll be so delicious that you're telling me.
Her: I'll try my best
Me: That's right! Now I'll off facebook for today. Gotta go drink
Her: You don't even compliment on my new pics... (Y)
Wow... /Now the shit-o-meter pretty much explodes/Me: I'm from phone and haven't been at computer for the past few days so I don't see them. And I'll only compliment them if they're really great
Her: Well... I'm the one who should say sorry.
/Next day I got to the lap-top of my friend and left a ";)" at one of her pics that didn't have any one else's comments. She "liked" it.(though she likes everything so that doesn't really matter lol The pics were quite decent true that btw I just didn't want to give her too much attention, just letting her know that I checked the pics and they're not bad /
Me: So you happy now I hope. Is your photographer a "professional" or just hobby btw?
Her: It's my sibling and she took them with phone
Me: Well I congratulate you on them but don't be so full, I'll only have my jaws dropped after I tasted those delicious muffins
Her:
Okay. Chocolate-vanilla muffin ordered for september.Me: Awesome.
Her:
/At this point I've had enough. I needed something nice to somehow get her down the big horse so I've tried a sneaky little bitch trick but even that didn't really work. By the way usually between the texts there are few minutes differences from both sides, sometimes I wait more sometimes it's her. Depends on how busy we are really. Both of us pretty much have better things to do. So anyway I sent her this the next day/
Me: Hey, I've been thinking a lot. The thought just doesn't give me a break. This is a very important question and I have to know the answer. This is a critical thing in our relationship. So... do you like coke or fanta more?
Her:
Well. To this the answer is very obvious. I know that this is a super important question for our upcoming 5 years when I'm so thirsty that I can't even speak that you would know what would you bring to me . Anyway... I hate coke /The Shit test lamp goes red like crazy again.../
Me: Naturally, that I run for you with drinks will only occur in a situation that you described above. Especially since I got some delicious cake from Andrea yesterday so the line is set
/This is true by the way... not to make her jelous just to let her know I have other things and other girls cooking for me lol /
Her: Oh I'm so afraid...
Me: The princess is very confident. No problem. A modest woman is not a real woman.
Her:
Oh I'm not so confident. It's just good to show it like that./At this point I thought I finally had her.../
Me: Well..well.. in the end maybe I get to know a different Angela?
Her: Oh no that's just for VIP members
/.../
Me: Dear, I'm VIP at everywhere. I was born this way.
Her: Well not here. This only goes to the priviliged ones.
Me: Cool. And do I have to be a noble to be in, or is my 2 in anatomy enough?
Her: Well...that's nobel enough
Me: There now! Anyway... Not too many people know me deeply either. But I haven't yet made a club for them.
That's pretty much it, she hasn't replied yet. As you can see this shit is going absolutely nowhere, I have no chance of escalating yet, all I do is passing and blocking the shitstorm she's giving me. Which is kind of annoying. I could have handled this last one with being more witty probably but I just complied because I want to go somewhere and if we're just fighting for the frame all the time then pretty much nothing will happen. Any ideas?