My penis died. Can I bury it in your vagina?
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| Things you should never say during/after the F-close https://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=141758 |
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Things you should never say during/after the F-close |
Not necessarily in order Do I give you money now? Um... that's never happened before. Dah! What do you think you're doing? No! No, I don't want to die! I want to live! Good luck. I think I need a band-aid. Are you 18? Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm going to go pump you like a chemical toilet. Are you still ALIVE? What the hell. Let's see... umm... I think it would have to be...the fucking. Yay! penis in her vagina Funny man Al Frankin called NEXT. So stay tuned because we got all of this and more coming up on the next hour. Your gonna get pulverized! I can't imagine listening to you all day. Ugh! I'd rather kiss George Takei. I don't need you, you're like a stormtrooper. There's like a million of you. What's all this slime on the floor? And who are you supposed to be? Raggedy Ann? You look strong enough to pull the ears off Jennifer Garner. |
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| Author: | tchui [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:42 pm ] |
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I think the condom is broken. |
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| Author: | 7-Up [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:58 pm ] |
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Oh, I forgot to tell you i had herpes... |
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| Author: | Pokee [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:06 pm ] |
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So, is your sister hot? That's the first time I ever got 3 lays in the same day! Do you have health insurance? Woah, wtf are you still doing here? -Quagmire Let me know if you smell cheese and or bacon next time you piss. Come check out my basement! I love you. Marry me. |
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| Author: | Monsignor Crisanto [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:22 pm ] |
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My penis died. Can I bury it in your vagina?
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:36 pm ] |
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How you doing down there, kid? I killed it and ate it! Shhh, that's my husband. Fuck you, Mom! Hang on... Spoiler Alert... I am your cousin. You; I'm coming too fast! Her: A nickel for every time I heard that. |
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| Author: | juvx [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:56 pm ] |
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What's a condom? You really need to look into Kegel exercises... See you in 9 months... Do you smell fish? I think i sharted So you used to be man? FINALLY im not a virgin anymore ! Those were the best 2.34 minutes of my life.. Hows your ass? Im going tattoo your name on my chest. Over my heart. Our kids are going to be so beautiful Ignore that burning sensation you'll get in a few days. I think I just turned gay |
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| Author: | Techgame [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:50 pm ] |
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I always give my victims a good fuck before I murder them. |
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| Author: | Rockets88 [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:45 pm ] |
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It Put's the Lotion in the Basket |
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