PUA Forum :: How to f-close in a toilet?

I don't have my own place SPAM (hopefully will have one soon)
Hotels are fucking expensive
I don't have a car
Can't do it outside it is fucking raining 24/7 and cold (i am in london SPAM)
Last chick didn't had her own place too
We were going to toilet but bouncer came up and said "ladies to ladies and gentelmens to gentelmens.."

So the question is how do you succesfully f-close in a club toilet? How you don't get noticed by bouncers? Go seperately? I mean I didn't tell her anything about going to the toilet I just put my hand out of her pants and start taking her to a toilet...

Bouncer noticed us so it didn't worked...

get on the internet and call every motel in the city they usually have hourly rates( i used to do this $20 dollars an hour)..... Remembers motels usually packed in the weekends(saturdays and sundays), if you drive around too much you probably will not get laid(yes is that bad on the weekends)

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Absolutes there is a dude "aaron sleazy" that likes doing this type of stuff, i really do not recommend it, you will get kicked out of the club, and in trouble, is kind of stressful(will cause wisky dick i tried twice and i could not get hard), and is just nasty... 2 things sneak the girl to your room(in your parents house) i did this a lot when i was younger..... 2.- get on the internet and call every motel in the city they usually have hourly rates( i used to do this $20 dollars an hour)..... Remembers motels usually packed in the weekends(saturdays and sundays), if you drive around too much you probably will not get laid(yes is that bad on the weekends)

Why would you wanna do it in a club toilet at all? Just find a dark corner somewhere in the back (plenty of those at clubs where i go), learn her against the wall and hit it off. Not the best alternative but definetly cleaner than a toilet.

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One question, although I didn't even tried this, someone experienced said to me, that SNL in hotels are really difficult, cause you are bringing girl to a hotel/motel, makes her instantly remember of a social scenes in style of "Hooker goes to a hotel, with a guy/rich business man..." so her LMR goes up cause she feels like a slut, any comments on that?

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What's wrong with going to her place?

That is normally what I do. I hate bringing girls home (one reason being my sis is my roommate) , it's a bitch to kick a girl out after your done and honestly I don't like sleeping with women in my bed. I like my space and it is annoying when I have a woman in my bed, they keep waking me up and shit. If I go to their spot I can just bounce after I'm done, it's my favorite style to go to their spot. A girl has to be pretty special to end up in my bed...

I also like public parks but you are in London so I'm not sure the availability.

Next option is befriending a wealthy man with extra rooms, then when you go out with him and go back to his spot with a few girls you can take her to the room. This is a difficult situation and you have to be good with people for this to work but if you get good with people and set up shit well you can get good enough with manipulating situations so girls go back to your buddies spot and you fuck them there.

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I am talking about the ones that doesn't have their own place. And since i am hitting 18-22 year olds and now is summer holiday most of them don't have their own place.

Yeah there are parks but it is rainning 24/7 and fucking cold. But just incase I will get lucky and the weather will be hot...how the fuck you bring her to the park?

I remember reading lay reports a while a ago how guys fucked chicks in toilets. Now everyone says don't do it? Times are changing...

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Absoluties i guess you do have a logistics problem, the guy that is suppose to be the best with Bath room lays is Aaron Sleazy, i would shoot him an email or ask him on his blog, warped mindless seems to know him, so if anything ask warped mindless...

Hey man,

well, go to a club where there are no toilet attendants, and if this
is not an option, give them ten bucks or so.

On Sun, Jul 15, 2012 at 6:50 PM

Author:	Absoliutas [ Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:05 pm ]
Post subject:	How to f-close in a toilet?
I don't have my own place SPAM (hopefully will have one soon) Hotels are fucking expensive I don't have a car Can't do it outside it is fucking raining 24/7 and cold (i am in london SPAM) Last chick didn't had her own place too We were going to toilet but bouncer came up and said "ladies to ladies and gentelmens to gentelmens.." So the question is how do you succesfully f-close in a club toilet? How you don't get noticed by bouncers? Go seperately? I mean I didn't tell her anything about going to the toilet I just put my hand out of her pants and start taking her to a toilet... Bouncer noticed us so it didn't worked...

Author:	skills360 [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:18 am ]
Post subject:	Re: How to f-close in a toilet?
Quote: I don't have my own place SPAM (hopefully will have one soon) Hotels are fucking expensive I don't have a car Can't do it outside it is fucking raining 24/7 and cold (i am in london SPAM) Last chick didn't had her own place too We were going to toilet but bouncer came up and said "ladies to ladies and gentelmens to gentelmens.." So the question is how do you succesfully f-close in a club toilet? How you don't get noticed by bouncers? Go seperately? I mean I didn't tell her anything about going to the toilet I just put my hand out of her pants and start taking her to a toilet... Bouncer noticed us so it didn't worked... Absolutes there is a dude "aaron sleazy" that likes doing this type of stuff, i really do not recommend it, you will get kicked out of the club, and in trouble, is kind of stressful(will cause wisky dick i tried twice and i could not get hard), and is just nasty... 2 things sneak the girl to your room(in your parents house) i did this a lot when i was younger..... 2.- get on the internet and call every motel in the city they usually have hourly rates( i used to do this $20 dollars an hour)..... Remembers motels usually packed in the weekends(saturdays and sundays), if you drive around too much you probably will not get laid(yes is that bad on the weekends)

Author:	Kupid [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:59 am ]
Post subject:	Re: How to f-close in a toilet?
Quote: get on the internet and call every motel in the city they usually have hourly rates( i used to do this $20 dollars an hour)..... Remembers motels usually packed in the weekends(saturdays and sundays), if you drive around too much you probably will not get laid(yes is that bad on the weekends) One question, although I didn't even tried this, someone experienced said to me, that SNL in hotels are really difficult, cause you are bringing girl to a hotel/motel, makes her instantly remember of a social scenes in style of "Hooker goes to a hotel, with a guy/rich business man..." so her LMR goes up cause she feels like a slut, any comments on that?

Author:	Absoliutas [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:41 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: How to f-close in a toilet?
Quote: Quote: I don't have my own place SPAM (hopefully will have one soon) Hotels are fucking expensive I don't have a car Can't do it outside it is fucking raining 24/7 and cold (i am in london SPAM) Last chick didn't had her own place too We were going to toilet but bouncer came up and said "ladies to ladies and gentelmens to gentelmens.." So the question is how do you succesfully f-close in a club toilet? How you don't get noticed by bouncers? Go seperately? I mean I didn't tell her anything about going to the toilet I just put my hand out of her pants and start taking her to a toilet... Bouncer noticed us so it didn't worked... Absolutes there is a dude "aaron sleazy" that likes doing this type of stuff, i really do not recommend it, you will get kicked out of the club, and in trouble, is kind of stressful(will cause wisky dick i tried twice and i could not get hard), and is just nasty... 2 things sneak the girl to your room(in your parents house) i did this a lot when i was younger..... 2.- get on the internet and call every motel in the city they usually have hourly rates( i used to do this $20 dollars an hour)..... Remembers motels usually packed in the weekends(saturdays and sundays), if you drive around too much you probably will not get laid(yes is that bad on the weekends) I am not living with my parents and I don't have my own room. I just got a job so hopefully this situation will change to a better one soon. But in the mean time I still need to fuck somewhere. I doubt that there will be any cheap hotels in city centre but thanks for advice I will check them out. Anyway anyone have any ideas how to do it in a club toilet unnoticed?

Author:	Absoliutas [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:49 pm ]
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Quote: Why would you wanna do it in a club toilet at all? Just find a dark corner somewhere in the back (plenty of those at clubs where i go), learn her against the wall and hit it off. Not the best alternative but definetly cleaner than a toilet. Maybe because I am not going to clubs that you go and the ones that I go don't have any "dark corners" Thanks for advice anyway. + here in london...the only place that doesn't have CCTV cameras are probably toilets.

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Author:	skills360 [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:10 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: How to f-close in a toilet?
Quote: Quote: get on the internet and call every motel in the city they usually have hourly rates( i used to do this $20 dollars an hour)..... Remembers motels usually packed in the weekends(saturdays and sundays), if you drive around too much you probably will not get laid(yes is that bad on the weekends) One question, although I didn't even tried this, someone experienced said to me, that SNL in hotels are really difficult, cause you are bringing girl to a hotel/motel, makes her instantly remember of a social scenes in style of "Hooker goes to a hotel, with a guy/rich business man..." so her LMR goes up cause she feels like a slut, any comments on that? ^ absolutely correct! you do not disclose that you are going to a motel(i never took them to hotels since i am a cheap ass so i can not comment on hotels, since i can not relate)... I can only talk about me and my experience, in south florida in 8 streets(where all the hookers are lol), they have $20 an hour motels where you go into a garage, get off pay and go up to the stairs or go into a room... What i did was to LEAD, so i say lets go to my apt(i did not have an apt.) wait right here for 2 minutes let me say hi to my mom or dad(depending if the attendant was male or female), pay the $20 get the key and room number, then i would say come on lets go to my apt.(motel room)... Once in the motel i say do you like my apt. She would say this is not your apt.. dah! but anyways, i would put on a porno(bad idea) but i did not care it was to bother them, they would say turn it off.... i work on comfort for 2-3 minutes, escalate bang bang thank you mom.... Leading, confidence, that is it dude... i did this with about 50 or more girls... Or just in the car, in a park or by the beach, i think i did a post on this... let me see if i can find it... Ok found it here it is: for-guys-living-at-home-or-embarrassed- ... =guys+live

Author:	Absoliutas [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:08 pm ]
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Sounds good...but the problem is that in London there are no motels, only hotels or hostels (from 6 to 10 ppl in the same room). Looked at some hotels they do not offer hourly rate... Looks like the only option that I have is toilet

Author:	Monsignor Crisanto [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:21 pm ]
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Back in college when I didn't have enough money for hotels or motels, I fucked in the university library. Do you have any libraries or museums in London that remain open at night? You can bring the girl there and f-close her in the library or museum toilet. At least, you won't have to deal with any library or museum bouncers.

Author:	Absoliutas [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:45 pm ]
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lol you serious? Anyway there isn't any libraries that would be close to a club (i can't afford a taxi) so yeah the only option that I have is to do it in the club toilet. Anyone have any tips on that?

Author:	poeticlyskuac [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:18 am ]
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What's wrong with going to her place? That is normally what I do. I hate bringing girls home (one reason being my sis is my roommate) , it's a bitch to kick a girl out after your done and honestly I don't like sleeping with women in my bed. I like my space and it is annoying when I have a woman in my bed, they keep waking me up and shit. If I go to their spot I can just bounce after I'm done, it's my favorite style to go to their spot. A girl has to be pretty special to end up in my bed... I also like public parks but you are in London so I'm not sure the availability. Next option is befriending a wealthy man with extra rooms, then when you go out with him and go back to his spot with a few girls you can take her to the room. This is a difficult situation and you have to be good with people for this to work but if you get good with people and set up shit well you can get good enough with manipulating situations so girls go back to your buddies spot and you fuck them there.

Author:	Warped Mindless [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:16 am ]
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Some tips for ya: 1) Dont fuck in a bathroom 2) if you must fuck in a bathroom go to clubs that don't have bouncers guarding them. 3) Its London.... in a huge city such as London I'm sure you can find women who have their own place. 4) Dont fuck in a bathroom 5) Dont fuck in a bathroom Thats pretty much it. Oh, did I mention that you probably shouldn't fuck in a bathroom?

Author:	phangan [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:43 am ]
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Quote: Quote: get on the internet and call every motel in the city they usually have hourly rates( i used to do this $20 dollars an hour)..... Remembers motels usually packed in the weekends(saturdays and sundays), if you drive around too much you probably will not get laid(yes is that bad on the weekends) One question, although I didn't even tried this, someone experienced said to me, that SNL in hotels are really difficult, cause you are bringing girl to a hotel/motel, makes her instantly remember of a social scenes in style of "Hooker goes to a hotel, with a guy/rich business man..." so her LMR goes up cause she feels like a slut, any comments on that? Frame it as an adventure. Say something like - "lets do something cool, like people do in movies, lets walk into a motel and said we just got engaged and take a room as if we're celebrating !!! haha, that would be such a cool adventure.... " if she wants to bang you and if she's cool, she will do it. I once walked around Stockholm with a chick for a whole hour looking for a hotel, someone I met just a few hours before in my hostel.

Author:	Absoliutas [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:51 pm ]
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Quote: What's wrong with going to her place? That is normally what I do. I hate bringing girls home (one reason being my sis is my roommate) , it's a bitch to kick a girl out after your done and honestly I don't like sleeping with women in my bed. I like my space and it is annoying when I have a woman in my bed, they keep waking me up and shit. If I go to their spot I can just bounce after I'm done, it's my favorite style to go to their spot. A girl has to be pretty special to end up in my bed... I also like public parks but you are in London so I'm not sure the availability. Next option is befriending a wealthy man with extra rooms, then when you go out with him and go back to his spot with a few girls you can take her to the room. This is a difficult situation and you have to be good with people for this to work but if you get good with people and set up shit well you can get good enough with manipulating situations so girls go back to your buddies spot and you fuck them there. I am talking about the ones that doesn't have their own place. And since i am hitting 18-22 year olds and now is summer holiday most of them don't have their own place. Yeah there are parks but it is rainning 24/7 and fucking cold. But just incase I will get lucky and the weather will be hot...how the fuck you bring her to the park? I remember reading lay reports a while a ago how guys fucked chicks in toilets. Now everyone says don't do it? Times are changing...

Author:	skills360 [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:07 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: What's wrong with going to her place? That is normally what I do. I hate bringing girls home (one reason being my sis is my roommate) , it's a bitch to kick a girl out after your done and honestly I don't like sleeping with women in my bed. I like my space and it is annoying when I have a woman in my bed, they keep waking me up and shit. If I go to their spot I can just bounce after I'm done, it's my favorite style to go to their spot. A girl has to be pretty special to end up in my bed... I also like public parks but you are in London so I'm not sure the availability. Next option is befriending a wealthy man with extra rooms, then when you go out with him and go back to his spot with a few girls you can take her to the room. This is a difficult situation and you have to be good with people for this to work but if you get good with people and set up shit well you can get good enough with manipulating situations so girls go back to your buddies spot and you fuck them there. I am talking about the ones that doesn't have their own place. And since i am hitting 18-22 year olds and now is summer holiday most of them don't have their own place. Yeah there are parks but it is rainning 24/7 and fucking cold. But just incase I will get lucky and the weather will be hot...how the fuck you bring her to the park? I remember reading lay reports a while a ago how guys fucked chicks in toilets. Now everyone says don't do it? Times are changing... Absoluties i guess you do have a logistics problem, the guy that is suppose to be the best with Bath room lays is Aaron Sleazy, i would shoot him an email or ask him on his blog, warped mindless seems to know him, so if anything ask warped mindless...

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Author:	Absoliutas [ Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:25 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: Quote: What's wrong with going to her place? That is normally what I do. I hate bringing girls home (one reason being my sis is my roommate) , it's a bitch to kick a girl out after your done and honestly I don't like sleeping with women in my bed. I like my space and it is annoying when I have a woman in my bed, they keep waking me up and shit. If I go to their spot I can just bounce after I'm done, it's my favorite style to go to their spot. A girl has to be pretty special to end up in my bed... I also like public parks but you are in London so I'm not sure the availability. Next option is befriending a wealthy man with extra rooms, then when you go out with him and go back to his spot with a few girls you can take her to the room. This is a difficult situation and you have to be good with people for this to work but if you get good with people and set up shit well you can get good enough with manipulating situations so girls go back to your buddies spot and you fuck them there. I am talking about the ones that doesn't have their own place. And since i am hitting 18-22 year olds and now is summer holiday most of them don't have their own place. Yeah there are parks but it is rainning 24/7 and fucking cold. But just incase I will get lucky and the weather will be hot...how the fuck you bring her to the park? I remember reading lay reports a while a ago how guys fucked chicks in toilets. Now everyone says don't do it? Times are changing... Absoluties i guess you do have a logistics problem, the guy that is suppose to be the best with Bath room lays is Aaron Sleazy, i would shoot him an email or ask him on his blog, warped mindless seems to know him, so if anything ask warped mindless... Thanks, this is what he replied: Quote: Hey man, well, go to a club where there are no toilet attendants, and if this is not an option, give them ten bucks or so. On Sun, Jul 15, 2012 at 6:50 PM Looks like I can start the search...