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Author:  cg319 [ Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Decide What I Say Tonight (Yes, I will Say Anything)
So I'm in a very open minded free-spirited kind of mood today. Here's how this is going to go.

Tonight, I'm going to my local bar and I'm going to approach as many people as I get responses in this thread.

Decide exactly what is said tonight and done, whether it's good, helpful, bad or perverted. I don't care how random or awesome it is, I will say anything. I will write every response down and if I run out of people, I'll walk to another bar or drive to a neighboring town.. either way, it will be an interesting night.

The goal: It isn't to pick anyone up, I could care less. It's to try out a new lifestyle and prove that life is so much more productive and better if you just stop caring.

So let the hilarity begin.

EDIT: I will post results of everything said.
Author:  pablohernandez [ Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:44 pm ]
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You have fantastic skin. I mean its really something. Id like to make a jacket out of it and dance in the mirror.
Author:  BeardlessSanta [ Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:47 pm ]
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Go up to a girl wearing a skirt:
Your vagina's hanging out of your skirt, you should really put that thing away ;)
Author:  In$tinct [ Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:47 pm ]
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Good evening, miss. I'm hereby informing you that I'm astonished, by your beauty. I shall now kindly ask you to join me for a drink.

Like a sir :)
Author:  Tr@veler [ Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:00 pm ]
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Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special.
Author:  IwantEasyLove [ Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:09 pm ]
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Quote:
You have fantastic skin. I mean its really something. Id like to make a jacket out of it and dance in the mirror.
this sounds incredible crazy...
Author:  Pickwick [ Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:46 pm ]
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Pick something from her jewelry, compliment it, and ask her to sell it to you.
Author:  cg319 [ Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:27 pm ]
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I went a few counties over and decided to just not care and troll real life.

If I had a camera I would record results but my phone camera's shit.. it didn't used to be. Apparently having a smart phone that's been dropped over 100 times isn't good for it.

"Pick something from her jewelry, compliment it, and ask her to sell it to you."
Result: "what? no but you can buy me a shot"

Nope.. didn't buy shot. I told her I was from a different planet and I would be leaving soon and walked away.

"Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special."
Result: And you're an asshole!

Shen then proceeded to walk over to her group of friends and was yelling and pointing at me. No one from the group came up to me.. oh well.

"Good evening, miss. I'm hereby informing you that I'm astonished, by your beauty. I shall now kindly ask you to join me for a drink.

Like a sir "
Result: Well thank you but i'm waiting on my boyfriend

I actually included "Like a sir" in there.

"Your vagina's hanging out of your skirt, you should really put that thing away"
Result: Excuse me, who the fuck do you think you are? You don't fucking know me!

Oh boy.. one of those loud white trash girls.. gaaahhh..

She then storms over to some douche looking guy who happens to be the manager and starts complaining. He calmly asked me to leave.

ONTO BAR #2!!

"You have fantastic skin. I mean its really something. Id like to make a jacket out of it and dance in the mirror."

Ok, first of all.. it was hard to do this with a straight face but I did pull it off.

Result: "ummm you're really creepy please don't talk to me"

She was in a group of 4 girls.
Author:  cg319 [ Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:28 pm ]
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So tonight, at my local bar there's going to be a biker's tournament/get together.

I didn't get nearly the crazy results I expected from last night... so.. i'm sure hanging around a bunch of bikers and taking recommendations for night 2 will do the trick.
Author:  agentprovocateur [ Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:43 pm ]
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Dont care. Stop posting meaningless threads please.
Author:  daffy duck [ Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:13 pm ]
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this thread is hilarious.

"i'm collating witty responses to lame openers. care to contribute?"
Author:  Voyrin [ Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:03 pm ]
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"there's an itch on my back that I can't reach, can you get it for me?"
babe:"sure."
"okay, lower, lower, lower, lower, lower,lower" (get the drift)?
babe:"Im not going lower!"
"I gather you misinterpreted what I was referring to miss, I meant for you to scratch the back of my balls, not my back back."




get slapped.....
Author:  cg319 [ Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:28 pm ]
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Quote:
Dont care. Stop posting meaningless threads please.
You don't care? Well then as long as Agentprovocateur doesn't care, I suppose we should alert the mods to remove the thread.

Agentprovocateur is the only reason I even come to this site in the first place.

Oh, Agentprovocateur, what can I do to make you care?
Author:  cg319 [ Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:31 pm ]
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Quote:
"there's an itch on my back that I can't reach, can you get it for me?"
babe:"sure."
"okay, lower, lower, lower, lower, lower,lower" (get the drift)?
babe:"Im not going lower!"
"I gather you misinterpreted what I was referring to miss, I meant for you to scratch the back of my balls, not my back back."




get slapped.....
Challenge accepted
Author:  In$tinct [ Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:46 pm ]
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/singing/ Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe.

Sorry, can you help me? I think I've lost something.

what?

My mind. /add cheesy compliment/



Hi I think you're very pretty.

Well thanks.

So... are we gonna fuck, or what?
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