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Author:  Primetimez [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Stripper wants to date me lawl.
So! I joined this site when I found a similar post to the one I am about to create.

I was real beat after work last night, and I was looking for something fun to do. Since I am in college, and all of my friends were busy doing homework - I decided to go to a strip club I had heard was really wild.

I am sitting at a bar table sipping a beer when this one stripper comes out... I can already tell from afar that she has a rockin body and she works it when she walks. So I stick around and wait for her dance. It's a slow night, so I toss her a couple "singles" strategically during the dance so she wouldn't stray from my personal view.

As is customary - the highest bidder takes the cake, and she comes on over to chat with me. *** Here is where things get interesting ***

Turns out - this girl is a local girl... She lives about an hour from this club where I am originally from. Now I am a little taken back by this initially, thinking she's just a mastermind geographer. I tell her she is full of it, and she starts rattling off street names and places only I could know having been from the place.

She gives me a few very sexy dances - including one where she ripped my belt off and let me get out of my pants a bit while she danced nude on me. HOT

Here is the problem (other than my drunken state clouding my judgment and me allowing a stripper to grind naked on my exposed piece lol). She begins talking to me about how she doesn't want to just give it up to me, and she's withheld herself from having sex for 3 months now, and that she wants a relationship. Her goal is supposedly to go to law school, and she already has her undergrad in political science. I am a little skeptical as to whether or not she's just a horribly good con artist, or whether this sexy girl who I had a good time with could actually be a good bit of fun to date.

My friends think that I must have swallowed a barrel of lead paint when I was young, but I think this could be a good opportunity to have a good time with someone who is a very outgoing and sexy local girl.
Author:  hardkink [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:17 pm ]
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Unless she gave you her personal information like a phone number, address, excetera she's just playing you.

But I've dated three strippers and lived with one of them in the past year. So I can atest to not all strippers being whores. I'm actually good friends with two girls now who dance. Both are actually in school working on masters. And you'd never know they were dancers outside the club.

Also remember strippers are con artists... the con is they make you think they're into you. Then they take all your money.
Author:  Primetimez [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:21 pm ]
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Lol. I was distracted by my professor towards the end of writing this.

She gave me her number, and I texted her not too long after to let her know I got home safely(as i'd been drinking quite a bit) - and she texted me back also (around the time it would legitimately take to get back to our home town) to let me know she did as well.

What a nice gal =P
Author:  hardkink [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:34 pm ]
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Sounds legit then. I personally love dating strippers! I go watch them work as guys through there money at my girl, they turn stupid at her seductive antics as they try their damndest to take her home. As I watch with a huge shit eating grin the reality is I'm the guy taking her home fucking her brains out while the goons that just bought my Ihop breakfast go home and jerk off to my girlfriend.

But realise there is drama in store with any stripper... no matter how innocent. They're socially unexpected.
Author:  Primetimez [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:40 pm ]
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Yeah - that is my other concern... Mom and dad aren't going to like this particularly, and my friends sure as hell would look at me sideways.

What are some issues you've had with dating strippers? Could you give me a breakdown of the advantages and disadvantages as you've witnessed? I don't want to try and take this opportunity seriously until I know what I may be getting into.
Author:  EddieFews [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:55 pm ]
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Just have fun with it bro and do get to involved... Toss that whole introducing her to your parents shit out the window.. You're thinking too hard about this. I believe she's lying about the whole sex thing and I'm sure you can bed her the next day you hang with her..My ex girlfriend was a stripper and like an idiot I though it was going to work out lol..
Author:  hardkink [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:41 pm ]
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Yeah - that is my other concern... Mom and dad aren't going to like this particularly, and my friends sure as hell would look at me sideways.

What are some issues you've had with dating strippers? Could you give me a breakdown of the advantages and disadvantages as you've witnessed? I don't want to try and take this opportunity seriously until I know what I may be getting into.
Well my parents were never an issue. My ex-wife was a porn actress. So the strippers were actually a move in the right direction. My dad actually went to the club with me a few times.. lol

One truth is every stripper I was with or known had daddy/childhood issues. That caused some serious personality flaws. Those flaws caused a lot of fights, mood swings were normal and jealousy runs rampant with strippers. Don't expect three-somes and be careful talking to her coworkers.

You will get a reputation with "normal" girls because you're with a stripper. So expect to have some DLV. As most guys know strippers aren't really easy. But women think they are. So you're now the guy hooking up with the sluty stripper.

And then there are your guy friends. They're always going to talk to her inappropriately which will piss you off. They'll tell you she is worthless and give you shit for being with her.

The thing that messed me up most were the hours. I loved going to the club with them. After close we would always go to ihop (5-10 girls normally) then it was off to the house for hours of sex till sunrise. Meaning I was going to bed when I needed to be getting up for work. I own my own business so there wasn't a boss calling me irate. I got pretty behind from this behavior.

Good luck with it... its a blast too! I miss it dearly.
Author:  hardkink [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:56 pm ]
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Some pro's.

Strippers are a total blast. They're normally really open minded and interesting. They love to have fun and party.

They ooze sexual energy that's easy to feed off. And as I've found they're amazing in bed.

They make a ton of money. Most of the nights would net $400-500. I was dating some knockouts for sure. They were good at there job too. They were also bad with money management. Give a poor girl with a rough background a few thousand dollars a week and she buys some stupid shit... but if you're with her she will no doubt buy you all sorts of gifts.

They also have free schedules. Strippers don't work for the club. They can come and go when they please. So if they decided to take off two weeks for vacation... that's just a mater of letting the club know she'll be MIA.

There are other perks but that's the basics as I found them.
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