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| Author: | saleen1101 [ Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | I'm really embarrassed about this, but here goes... |
When I was 12, I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air. |
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| Author: | Ballzie [ Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:30 am ] |
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you sang the theme to fresh prince? lol |
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| Author: | kastle [ Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:31 pm ] |
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That was funny.. i literally laughed out loud |
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| Author: | needlz [ Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:08 pm ] |
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+Internet to you, sir. |
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| Author: | EddieFews [ Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:14 pm ] |
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Lmao! |
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