This was spontaneous that went really well, this was all really happening by the way, my reasons for needing superglue were faked, I actually needed it because I fell asleep while running a bath, and the wallpapers all falling down in my house now, housemate who owns house back tomorrow. But at least this came of it...
'Do Tesco Express sell Superglue?!'
HER 'Hmmmm I think so!! Y!!?'
5 mins later 'They don't sell superglue
'HER 'Lol Hahahahaha, y do you need superglue so urgently?!!!'
Me 'Its for masterbation purposes'
HER 'HAHAHAHA I bet, seriously how come?'
Me 'Ok seriously, its so I can stick it down my side, so when we next meet I can stick myself to you and we can live side by side forever.'
HER 'Thats silly, I wish you were here right now'
I've known this chick for a long time bear in mind, not sure if it could be used with new girls, maybe without the masterbation part, save that for girls you know are into that kind of humour