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Author:  Khrem [ Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:50 am ]
Post subject:  A Challenger Appears!! This girl is pretty good.
Over OkCupid.

Me:
I just want to let you know that I've already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful memories. K thank bye.

Your Ex Hubby
S

HB: woah what you didnt even give me a chance

Me:You never stood a chance. "Forest Hump"?? Asian?? Jacked?? You totally copied my profile. You're lucky I don't report you for fraud...

HB: noo wayy i can't believe what you're saying right now. i'm the original jacked asian

Me:You wanna know how I know you're lying? Because Asian, female, and jacked do not go together in a sentence. So until I see you in person, you're a dirty liar.

HB:you know what happens when you assume things? you get beat up by a jacked asian female

Me: Is that a challenge? I will spank the shit out of you missy! Time and place motherfucka!!

HB: Gas station midnight

Me: Sorry honey. Have plans already for tonight (and who goes to a gas station anyways?? What is this, The Outsiders?)
How about you? Plans for the weekend?

HB: duh im a social butterfly can't you tell

Me: Well it's not that hard to tell. Either you smithies are in Noho making out with each other or down here jumping around parties. I guess I'll take my chances, hah.

HB: hahahahaha fck you and your generalizations. how do you know if i'm even a smithie

Me:student. northhampton. hmmm... (also I'm psychic).
So what else DO you do (other than make out with girls)?

HB:pillow fights, body shots, fighting naked in a tub of jelly... you know that sort of thing

Me:sounds good. let's do it.

HB: no way stranger

she's good. Best flirt I've met online so far. Any advice on how to proceed?
Author:  papichulo818 [ Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:01 am ]
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Whack as hell. I'd have called her bluff on meeting her at the gas station rather than acting like a scared faggot.
Author:  Khrem [ Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:24 am ]
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Oh right. You mean other than the fact that I actually can't meet up with her tonight?

Thanks for your advice. Really helpful. Good luck with your douchebag goals in 2012.
Author:  pumpington [ Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:40 am ]
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you're doing good so far, but in between having fun and flirting, just try to get to know her a bit here and there, once you can list a good 5-10 interesting things you like about her, let her know a few of them, and that you like those things about her, get her phone number, progress to texting and flirting, continue trying to get her to meet you
Author:  Shyy [ Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:47 am ]
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I agree with above post, and i really love your convo too.

Get to know her as a person, and try to meet up.

Then reaaaaaaally woo her. Good luck man!
Author:  motownsoul [ Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:07 am ]
Post subject: 
thats actually a good opener which results vary...like the reply I got..made me laugh out loud for real lol

not tryin to jack your thread, just thought it was funny, and wanted to share...talk about a challenge:

ME: I've already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful memories..I'll hold them forever :p
Your Ex Hubby,
Motown

HB: yoou must have me mistaken with someone else...because the man i marry...if i can be convinced to do so...will have no reasons to look for divorce...even if in ones own mind...its too bad i have no memories...good luck motown...maybe u will find someone u know u will marry and tell her that...along with how she'd always be the queen of your double wide trailer.... :-)


Im just like..god damn..The younger girls got a kick out of it...this particular woman, however, is older...

I thought about responding with an alzheimer's joke, to run off on her not having any memories....but then I thought... alzheimer's is horrible and I shouldn't joke about it..so she definitely won that one lol

anyway, thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you guys

Back on topic, I too agree with pumpington...continue being funny/flirty while at the same time getting to know her, is what I'd personally do..good luck with her man!
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